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JANE: I, Jane Crocker,

JAKE: (Holy bejeezus its cold as dickens out here!)

JANE: do solemnly swear to faithfully execute the office of President of Earth C,

JAKE: (I cant believe so many people came out to watch janey get sworn in. Its absolutely crackerjack to see so many enthusiasts for the good ol value of civic engagement.)

JANE: and will, to the best of my ability,

JAKE: (You know what they say i guess! Its good to be king!)

JANE: preserve, protect and defend the people of the Four Kingdoms and the Compact.

DIRK: (Hey. Is this seat taken?)