ADVENTURE LOG

  1. - "Del'fi: Be inspired to write the perfect update for your webcomic."
  2. - "Del'fi: Examine presents."
  3. - "Del'fi: Check website."
  4. - "DEL'FI KEEP DOING YOUR BUSINESS. I'M GOING TO PROTECT THIS ARROW KEY WITH MY LIFE."
  5. - "Is this damned thing on? Hello? Gir-fhbdsajk"
  6. - "Delfi say Jake is not crazy. Jake is normal."
  7. - "IGNORE ALL THAT, HE'S BEEN ACTING CRAZY SINCE WE GOT HERE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR SHIT."
  8. - "What the fuck? This hardly seems like equal treatment. You know being a child doesnt mean you can be such a twerp! Do not disregard my commands Delfi. And say sorry to boot!"
  9. - "WAIT. WE HAVE TO TAKE A LOOK AT THESE POSTERS."
  10. - "SORRY, WE AGREED WE'D JUST PRESS THE ARROW, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE SOMEONE COULDN'T HELP HIMSELF."
  11. - "OKAY, JUST GOT HERE, SORRY ABOUT THAT MORON. IS THAT A PERSON IN A CRYSTAL?"
  12. - "Oh is that soup? Have yourself some delicious soup."
  13. - "Fucking come on then girl pick something! Youre out of options."
  14. - "Fine what about those boisterous busty brothers? They look plenty cherished!"
  15. - "What about that lovely bit of artwork then?"
  16. - "Guards: Seize him!"
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  18. - "Del'fi: Mobilize the troops."
  19. - "Del'fi: Sacrifice fine skeleton collection."
  20. - "Del'fi: Examine Crop Harvesting Device."
  21. - "Del'fi: Examine skull of beast!"
  22. - "Galloping gladiators thats downright bad ass!"
  23. - "Examine room."
  24. - "Many pages of roleplaying later..."
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  29. - "Meemaw: Onward."
  30. - "Ly'lac: Ride."
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  33. - "Ly'lac: Observe farsphere."
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  35. - "B3 TH3 OTH3R G1RL."
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  37. - "Swiss: Answer knocking."
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  39. - "Swiss: Answer the call of your bling."
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  41. - "Swiss, you get off the computer and face your academic advisor RIGHT NOW."
  42. - "Swiss: Haze your fellow mods."
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  44. - "Go out there and speak to him, young man!"
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  47. - "Swiss: Calmly explain yourself to your academic advisor."
  48. - "Swiss: Face your consequences."
  49. - "Swiss: Resume reconnaissance."
  50. - "True. Take me back to the other one!"
  51. - "Be this guy, then."
  52. - "Be Ly'lac."
  53. - "[S] JadeTok."
  54. - "Jane: Be on that phone."
  55. - "Jane: Wake up."
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  61. - "What a daring dream."
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  72. - "Seafoam Nymph: Respond to Maroon Nymph."
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  77. - "Menacing Figure: Rip and tear!"
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  79. - "CD: Regard menacing figure."
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  82. - "CD: Collude."
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  84. - "CD: Be present."
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  87. - "CD: Hide your disgrace."
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  89. - "CD: Sample the goods."
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  92. - "Examine spoils."
  93. - "Ly'lac: Move."
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  96. - "TH3N D13."
  97. - "4BSCOND, 1D1OT!"
  98. - "STOP W4ST1NG T1M3."
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  100. - "Ly'lac: Strife!"
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  113. - "Ly'lac: Fondly regard the day of your birth."
  114. - "1 C4N'T H4V3 FUCK1NG 4NYTH1NG. WH3R3 D1D TH4T TH1NG 3V3N COM3 FROM?"
  115. - "GR1LL 1T?"
  116. - "OK4Y 4T L34ST 34T TH3 D3L1C1OUS 4PPL3B3RRY SC3NT3D MOLLUSK."
  117. - "TRY 4G41N."
  118. - "Ly'lac: Use wand on Meemaw."
  119. - "Ly'lac: Test wand."
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  121. - "Ly'lac: Quit your puttering around."
  122. - "ROS3 TH1S 1S PR3TTY LOW 3V3N FOR YOU."
  123. - "VR1SK4..."
  124. - "TH4T W4S FUCK1NG VR1SK4!"
  125. - "FUCK YOU!"
  126. - "NO ON3 C4R3S 4BOUT YOUR STUP1D DR34M!"
  127. - "Ly'lac: Read from the beginning."
  128. - "Ly'lac: Browse beyondcanon.com."
  129. - "Ly'lac: Use Farsphere."
  130. - "Ly'lac: Tell a friend about your dream."
  131. - "Ly'lac: Reckon with what you just saw."
  132. - "Ly'lac: Wake up."
  133. - "[S] Ly'lac: Look."
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  135. - "Ly'lac: Examine other rooms."
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  138. - "Where the hell is this?"
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  140. - "Swiss: Revel in tranquility."
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  142. - "Swiss: Commune with bees."
  143. - "Swiss: Examine hives."
  144. - "Swiss: Go right to the source."
  145. - "Oh god, go back to the present."
  146. - "Future Swiss: Be surprised."
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  149. - "Swiss: Message CT."
  150. - "Swiss: Go back inside."
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  153. - "Swiss: Answer knocking."
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  157. - "Swiss: Pick up the tooth this instant, young man!"
  158. - "Swiss: Pick up STEPHEN'S TOOTH."
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  161. - "Swiss: Be understanding."
  162. - "Swiss: Answer TC."
  163. - "Swiss: Elaborate on the Frat System."
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  165. - "Swiss: Examine THE PLAN's apex."
  166. - "Swiss: Examine conspiracy board."
  167. - "[S] Peruse Librarium."
  168. - "Swiss: Examine bookshelf."
  169. - "They're knocking quite loudly..."
  170. - "Swiss: Examine BLADES."
  171. - "My apologies, young man... give STEVE-O a kiss on the cheek."
  172. - "Swiss: Slice BUST OF SENATAUR STEPHEN THE OSTENTATIOUS to ribbons."
  173. - "Swiss: Examine BUST."
  174. - "Swiss: Examine poster."
  175. - "Swiss: Answer the door."
  176. - "Swiss: Turn around."
  177. - "What's this fellow's name?"
  178. - "Be this fellow, then."
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  180. - "Ah, shucks... Then who the heck can I be?"
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  182. - "Be TC. Be the mirthful purple boy."
  183. - "KABOOM!"
  184. - "Ly'lac: Trip and fall flat on your face."
  185. - "Ly'lac: Disarm that last one."
  186. - "Ly'lac: Message Vriska."
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  188. - "Ly'lac: Look at mod chat."
  189. - "Ly'lac: Be accosted."
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  191. - "Ly'lac: Admire your tasteful, artistic WALL SCROLLS once more."
  192. - "Ly'lac: Return suspiciously radioactive pearl to the bed of your beautifully large clam."
  193. - "Ly'lac: Ponder anyways."
  194. - "Ly'lac: Ponder orb."
  195. - "Ly'lac: Crack open OMINOUS TOME."
  196. - "Ly'lac: Try to imagine who your creator is or what they look like."
  197. - "Ly'lac: Take a delectable bite from the BIG GREEN CHUNK."
  198. - "Ly'lac: Cast a spell or two for old times' sake."
  199. - "Ly'lac: Handle your wand."
  200. - "Ly'lac: Ponder the ooze."
  201. - "Ly'lac: Examine little cube."
  202. - "Ly'lac: Examine drawing."
  203. - "Ly'lac: Drink suspiciously colored liquid."
  204. - "Ly'lac: Check up on your vaguely casket shaped closet."
  205. - "Ly'lac: Stop making Homestuck."
  206. - "Ly'lac: Kill yourself."
  207. - "Ly'lac: Fasten candle to head and become the legendary Uni-Nymph."
  208. - "Ly'lac: Peruse personality-revealing desk literature."
  209. - "Ly'lac: Take some alchemy supplies with you."
  210. - "Ly'lac: Alchemize PERFECTLY GENERIC GOO with PURE GOLD."
  211. - "Ly'lac: Eat the chalk."
  212. - "Ly'lac: Play with Chemistry Set."
  213. - "Ly'lac: Set up trap explosives in case anyone tries to get in."
  214. - "Ly'lac: Button up your overalls."
  215. - "Ly'lac: Prepare yourself for long and complicated journey."
  216. - "But first..."
  217. - "Ly'lac: Coat yourself in slime to drown out Ominous Portents."
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  221. - "Ly'lac: Check on Caretaker."
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  226. - "Ly'lac: Check window."
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  229. - "Ly'lac: Check other messages for real this time. Seriously for real."
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  232. - "Ly'lac: Check other message."
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  234. - "OK4Y W1S3 4SS. S3TUP CH4.OS."
  235. - "Ly'lac: Install cha.OS."
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  237. - "Ly'lac: Stop messing around and read some messages."
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  239. - "Ly'lac: Open Naglink."
  240. - "Ly'lac: Equip all bombs."
  241. - "Ly'lac: Explain slime situation."
  242. - "Ly'lac: Water mechanical lotus."
  243. - "Ly'lac: Open present."
  244. - "Ly'lac: Marvel over your vivacious botanical triumphs."
  245. - "Ly'lac: Check notification."
  246. - "Ly'lac: Fondly regard poster."
  247. - "Ly'lac: Throw bomb."
  248. - "Ly'lac: Take bomb."
  249. - "Ly'lac: Pick up a bomb."
  250. - "WR1TH3 L1K3 4 FL4G3LLUM 4ND PUK3 1N YOUR SH3LL."
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  252. - "Ly'lac: Retrieve arms from mysterious shell."
  253. - "Okay, one more time."
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  255. - "Hours in the past, but not many..."
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  257. - "ACT 2"
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  281. - "INTERMISSION"
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  293. - "Hours in the future."
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  295. - "Moments later, but not many..."
  296. - "Oh fuck."
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  298. - "ADDENDUM 1: MEAT"
  299. - "END OF ACT 1"
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  304. - "Kids: Escape from above."
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  313. - "(YOU ARE NOT.)"
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  324. - "YOU ARE COMING."
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  335. - "(John: Be present.)"
  336. - "(==>)"
  337. - "(Be past John.)"
  338. - "{==>}"
  339. - "[S] 8r8k."
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  341. - "Terezi: Take my hand."
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  347. - "Terezi: Contemplate."
  348. - "Hours in the future, but not many..."
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  350. - "END OF ACT 1"
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  352. - "(John: Get your shit blasted.)"
  353. - "(==>)"
  354. - "(==>)"
  355. - "(Jane: Your goose is cooked! Actually push that big red button.)"
  356. - "(==>)"
  357. - "(==>)"
  358. - "(Jade: Inspect battlefield.)"
  359. - "(Harry + Vrissy: Be understanding.)"
  360. - "(==>)"
  361. - "(==>)"
  362. - "(Jake: Look out into distance.)"
  363. - "(Jane: Commence battle.)"
  364. - "(==>)"
  365. - "(Jane: Release the Brig Boys.)"
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  374. - "(Jane: Look behind you.)"
  375. - "(Jane: Consider, is it too late?)"
  376. - "(==>)"
  377. - "(Jane: Push the big red button. Blast it all to high heaven.)"
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  380. - "(Commanders: Congregate.)"
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  386. - "(Rose: Ramble.)"
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  389. - "{S} Begin Session."
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  399. - "[S] {Vriska: Come to.}"
  400. - "Grumpy Exposition Creature: Exposit."
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  402. - "[S] (Vriska: Figure shit out yourself.)"
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  405. - "The Plot Point."
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  409. - "(John and Roxy: Co-parent.)"
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  417. - "(John and Vriska: Touch down.)"
  418. - "(Page of Hope: Rise up.)"
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  422. - "(Jake: Calmly assess the situation.)"
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  427. - "(Jane: Start monologuing.)"
  428. - "(==>)"
  429. - "(Jane: Educate these fools on the art of war.)"
  430. - "(==>)"
  431. - "(Rebellion Commanders: Finish up here.)"
  432. - "(Karkat: Answer urgent comms.)"
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  434. - "(An hour later...)"
  435. - "(LOBsTERs: Assemble.)"
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  437. - "(==>)"
  438. - "(Rebellion Commanders: Confer.)"
  439. - "(BIGGEST KAHUNA: Return to base.)"
  440. - "(Big Kahuna: Check the door.)"
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  445. - "Strilondes: Banter."
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  450. - "Dirk: Render yourself in a more age-appropriate manner this instant."
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  453. - "Dirk: Say hello."
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  479. - "(Rose + Kanaya: Receive call.)"
  480. - "(==>)"
  481. - "(Tavvy: Continue to hold two cans.)"
  482. - "(CRACK.)"
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  484. - "(Jade: Remember.)"
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  491. - "(Be the selfish adults.)"
  492. - "(Yiffy: Enjoy the show.)"
  493. - "(Yiffy: Swipe a backstage pass.)"
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  497. - "(Yiffy: Receive finishing blow.)"
  498. - "(==>)"
  499. - "(Yiffy: Concern yourself with the nervous lad.)"
  500. - "(Yiffy: Reveal true suffering.)"
  501. - "(Be Yiffany Longstocking.)"
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  506. - "(Harry: Reunite with Vrissy.)"
  507. - "(Harry: Try to contact Vrissy again.)"
  508. - "(Harry: Contact Tavvy.)"
  509. - "(==>)"
  510. - "(Harry: Abscond.)"
  511. - "(==>)"
  512. - "(Harry: Investigate the noise.)"
  513. - "(==>)"
  514. - "(Harry: Toss the satchel.)"
  515. - "(Harry: Commence the dress parade.)"
  516. - "(Harry: Acquire Sheriff Dry Hops.)"
  517. - "(Harry: Take the bunny out of the box.)"
  518. - "(Harry: Examine bunny.)"
  519. - "(==>)"
  520. - "(Harry: Head to your room.)"
  521. - "(==>)"
  522. - "(Be Harry Anderson Egbert.)"
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  524. - "ahem."
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  527. - "that's b-"
  528. - "Muse: Breathe."
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  531. - "Seconds in the future, but not many."
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  533. - "Shithead: Come on."
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  537. - "Weeks later, but not many..."
  538. - "Knight: Lose yourself to the music."
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  545. - "Meanwhile..."
  546. - "Take a beat."
  547. - "Muse: Consolidate."
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  553. - "cease this nonsense. you are now jade."
  554. - "unacceptable. be. jade."
  555. - "what."
  556. - "be "Jade.""
  557. - "be Jade."
  558. - "Months ago, but not many."
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  560. - "(==>)"
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  564. - "(Vriska: Strike a Pose in case Shit gets REAL or if any8ody is watching.)"
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  579. - "(Jake: Eavesdrop.)"
  580. - "(==>)"
  581. - "(Vriska: Snoop.)"
  582. - "(Be Vriska.)"
  583. - "(Vrissy: Check your messages.)"
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  585. - "(Vrissy: Do your own thang.)"
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  593. - "(Vriskas: Exit the cell.)"
  594. - "(==>)"
  595. - "(Vrissy: Use Your Sicknasty Brain Exploitables.)"
  596. - "(Vrissy: Get a guard's attention.)"
  597. - "(Vrissy: Try the door.)"
  598. - "(Vrissy: Get key.)"
  599. - "(Vrissy: Call for help.)"
  600. - "(Be Vrissy.)"
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  612. - "(John: Investigate noise.)"
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  614. - "Meanwhile..."
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  617. - "T3LL M3."
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  622. - "I'm going to need to interrupt you for a moment."
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  635. - "Legislacerator: ACCUSE."
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  642. - "HHT: Grow tired of these SH3N4N1G4NS."
  643. - "Accused: Dodge the question."
  644. - "Legislacerator: Proceed."
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  647. - "BEYOND CANON"
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  661. - "CHAPTER 16. Welcome to my Secret Lair"
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  663. - "MSPA Reader: Know immediately."
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  679. - "CHAPTER 15. Ok So There's This Flower"
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  728. - "CHAPTER 14. The Best Laid Plans"
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  752. - "CHAPTER 13. The Funeral"
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  760. - "Dave: Grapple with the clean, soggy consequences of the passage of time."
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  764. - "CHAPTER 12. Really Convoluted Metaphorical Horseshit"
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  770. - "Weeks in the future, relative to the original point of interest..."
  771. - "Back to reality."
  772. - "(==>)"
  773. - "[S] (Gaze.)"
  774. - "(==>)"
  775. - "(Months in the past, but not many...)"
  776. - "==>"
  777. - "Knight: Keep it real."
  778. - "CHAPTER 11. History's Most Notorious Haters"
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  792. - "CHAPTER 10. 1 WOND3R WH4T TH3Y T4ST3 L1K3"
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  799. - "(Yiffy: Lights out.)"
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  819. - "CHAPTER 9. How Goes The Eulogizing, Dear?"
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  835. - "(Vriska: Snap.)"
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  842. - "(Everyone: Congreg8.)"
  843. - "(Harry: Select "SCISSORKIND".)"
  844. - "(==>)"
  845. - "(Harry: Acquire scissors.)"
  846. - "(Harry: Examine sewing table.)"
  847. - "(Harry: Go gra8 a weapon.)"
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  850. - "(Jade and Rose: Explain everything.)"
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  858. - "(High above the clouds...)"
  859. - "(==>)"
  860. - "(Harry: Pick up.)"
  861. - "(Kids: Converse.)"
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  863. - "CHAPTER 8. A Daughter Astray"
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  871. - "(Room: Examine yourself.)"
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  885. - "CHAPTER 7. Distress Call From the Closet"
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  910. - "CHAPTER 6. A Conversation Regarding Relevance"
  911. - "CHAPTER 5. YOUR 3Y3S H4V3 B33N CLOS3D"
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  915. - "Dirk and Rose: Behold."
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  918. - "Dirk: Push the button."
  919. - "==>"
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  923. - "Dirk and Rose: Proceed to lab."
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  929. - "Rose: Render yourself more symbolically this instant."
  930. - "Rose: Enter."
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  936. - "CHAPTER 4. The Contest"
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  939. - "meanwhile..."
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  948. - "...and finds her, momentarily."
  949. - "the knight of time seeks a sylph..."
  950. - "the prince is contemplated for a moment in silence."
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  952. - "the rogue is also awake."
  953. - "sleep is abandoned, coffee sought."
  954. - "karkat is characteristically appreciative of the alarm call."
  955. - "the knight of blood falls."
  956. - "i enter."
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  959. - "CHAPTER 3. How Are Your Feelings"
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  998. - "CHAPTER 2. Clown Logistics"
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  1022. - "CHAPTER 1. Ghostflusters"
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  1026. - "Dirk: Get this show on the road."
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  1032. - "SCR34M L1K3 4 W1GGL3R 4ND T1DY YOUR D3SK"
  1033. - "==>"
  1034. - "L1B3R4T3 L4LOND14N L1BR4RY"
  1035. - "WH4TS TH4T L1TTL3 T4BL3 N3XT TO YOU?"
  1036. - "==>"
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  1039. - "Dirk: Inspect delicious houseplants."
  1040. - "==>"
  1041. - "Dirk: Paint. Paper. Get to work."
  1042. - "Dirk: Contemplate equine iconography."
  1043. - "Dirk: Examine room."
  1044. - "Dirk: Stop making Homestuck."
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  1048. - "Dirk: Commune."
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  1054. - "Somewhere, in the distant reaches of space..."