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- - "Grumpy Exposition Creature: Exposit."
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- - "(Rebellion Commanders: Finish up here.)"
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- - "(An hour later...)"
- - "(LOBsTERs: Assemble.)"
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- - "(Harry: Try to contact Vrissy again.)"
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- - "Months ago, but not many."
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- - "(Be Vriska.)"
- - "(Vrissy: Check your messages.)"
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- - "(Vrissy: Get a guard's attention.)"
- - "(Vrissy: Try the door.)"
- - "(Vrissy: Get key.)"
- - "(Vrissy: Call for help.)"
- - "(Be Vrissy.)"
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- - "T3LL M3."
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- - "Accused: Dodge the question."
- - "Legislacerator: Proceed."
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- - "(Harry: Go gra8 a weapon.)"
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- - "Dirk: Stop making Homestuck."
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