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  10. - "(Jane: Start monologuing.)"
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  12. - "(Jane: Educate these fools on the art of war.)"
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  14. - "(Rebellion Commanders: Finish up here.)"
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  21. - "(Rebellion Commanders: Confer.)"
  22. - "(BIGGEST KAHUNA: Return to base.)"
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  28. - "Strilondes: Banter."
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  33. - "Dirk: Render yourself in a more age-appropriate manner this instant."
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  36. - "Dirk: Say hello."
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  62. - "(Rose + Kanaya: Receive call.)"
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  64. - "(Tavvy: Continue to hold two cans.)"
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  80. - "(Yiffy: Receive finishing blow.)"
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  83. - "(Yiffy: Reveal true suffering.)"
  84. - "(Be Yiffany Longstocking.)"
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  89. - "(Harry: Reunite with Vrissy.)"
  90. - "(Harry: Try to contact Vrissy again.)"
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  97. - "(Harry: Toss the satchel.)"
  98. - "(Harry: Commence the dress parade.)"
  99. - "(Harry: Acquire Sheriff Dry Hops.)"
  100. - "(Harry: Take the bunny out of the box.)"
  101. - "(Harry: Examine bunny.)"
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  136. - "cease this nonsense. you are now jade."
  137. - "unacceptable. be. jade."
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  141. - "Months ago, but not many."
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  178. - "(Vrissy: Use Your Sicknasty Brain Exploitables.)"
  179. - "(Vrissy: Get a guard's attention.)"
  180. - "(Vrissy: Try the door.)"
  181. - "(Vrissy: Get key.)"
  182. - "(Vrissy: Call for help.)"
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  225. - "HHT: Grow tired of these SH3N4N1G4NS."
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  227. - "Legislacerator: Proceed."
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  230. - "BEYOND CANON"
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  244. - "CHAPTER 16. Welcome to my Secret Lair"
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  360. - "Knight: Keep it real."
  361. - "CHAPTER 11. History's Most Notorious Haters"
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  428. - "(Harry: Acquire scissors.)"
  429. - "(Harry: Examine sewing table.)"
  430. - "(Harry: Go gra8 a weapon.)"
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  512. - "Rose: Render yourself more symbolically this instant."
  513. - "Rose: Enter."
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  519. - "CHAPTER 4. The Contest"
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  532. - "the knight of time seeks a sylph..."
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  535. - "the rogue is also awake."
  536. - "sleep is abandoned, coffee sought."
  537. - "karkat is characteristically appreciative of the alarm call."
  538. - "the knight of blood falls."
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  542. - "CHAPTER 3. How Are Your Feelings"
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  615. - "SCR34M L1K3 4 W1GGL3R 4ND T1DY YOUR D3SK"
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  622. - "Dirk: Inspect delicious houseplants."
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  624. - "Dirk: Paint. Paper. Get to work."
  625. - "Dirk: Contemplate equine iconography."
  626. - "Dirk: Examine room."
  627. - "Dirk: Stop making Homestuck."
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