ADVENTURE LOG

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  2. - "FASCINATING... CAN YOU CLARIFY ONE MORE THING FOR ME?"
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  5. - "For a boy so lovely he sure is persnickety isnt he my girl! He cant embrace that at some point you have to put the foot before the pussy and take what you want! Watch and learn Delfi: explain alien romance system."
  6. - "OBVIOUSLY YES BUT FOR FUCK'S SAKE LET'S TRY TO PLAY IN A SLIGHTLY MORE NUANCED SPACE AND LEARN SOME SHIT ORGANICALLY. EVER HEARD OF ENVIRONMENTAL STORYTELLING? THIS LITTLE MONSTER WILL REVEAL THIS WORLD'S SECRETS IN DUE TIME, RIGHT DEL'FI?"
  7. - "He says as if he hasnt been fogging up the monitor while pushing you to indulge in these homoerotic arts. A high horse to saddle just to beat around the bush wouldnt you say little lady?"
  8. - "CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS FUCKER THREW HIS OWN PHONE ON THE FLOOR AND CLAIMED HE DROPPED IT SO THAT I'D GO PICK IT UP, JUST SO HE COULD KEEP BEING A PAIN IN YOUR ASS? ANYWAYS SORRY AGAIN, APPARENTLY THIS DIPSHIT IS COOL WITH REWATCHING 'MEET DAVE' FOUR TIMES BUT IS TOO INCURIOUS TO SIT BACK AND SEE WHERE THINGS GO? RATHER SAD, ISN'T IT?"
  9. - "Sorry is this supposed to matter at all? If nothing fun is going to happen then just install the damn game already! Tally hop fucking to it."
  10. - "Del'fi: Be inspired to write the perfect update for your webcomic."
  11. - "Del'fi: Examine presents."
  12. - "Del'fi: Check website."
  13. - "DEL'FI KEEP DOING YOUR BUSINESS. I'M GOING TO PROTECT THIS ARROW KEY WITH MY LIFE."
  14. - "Is this damned thing on? Hello? Gir-fhbdsajk"
  15. - "Delfi say jake is not crazy. Jake is normal."
  16. - "IGNORE ALL THAT, HE'S BEEN ACTING CRAZY SINCE WE GOT HERE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR SHIT."
  17. - "What the fuck? This hardly seems like equal treatment. You know being a child doesnt mean you can be such a twerp! Do not disregard my commands delfi. And say sorry to boot!"
  18. - "WAIT. WE HAVE TO TAKE A LOOK AT THESE POSTERS."
  19. - "SORRY, WE AGREED WE'D JUST PRESS THE ARROW, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE SOMEONE COULDN'T HELP HIMSELF."
  20. - "OKAY, JUST GOT HERE, SORRY ABOUT THAT MORON. IS THAT A PERSON IN A CRYSTAL?"
  21. - "Oh is that soup? Have yourself some delicious soup."
  22. - "Fucking come on then girl pick something! Youre out of options."
  23. - "Fine what about those boisterous busty brothers? They look plenty cherished!"
  24. - "What about that lovely bit of artwork then?"
  25. - "Guards: Seize him!"
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  27. - "Del'fi: Mobilize the troops."
  28. - "Del'fi: Sacrifice fine skeleton collection."
  29. - "Del'fi: Examine Crop Harvesting Device."
  30. - "Del'fi: Examine skull of beast!"
  31. - "Galloping gladiators thats downright bad ass!"
  32. - "Examine room."
  33. - "Many pages of roleplaying later..."
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  38. - "Meemaw: Onward."
  39. - "Ly'lac: Ride."
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  42. - "Ly'lac: Observe farsphere."
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  44. - "B3 TH3 OTH3R G1RL."
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  46. - "Swiss: Answer knocking."
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  48. - "Swiss: Answer the call of your bling."
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  50. - "Swiss, you get off the computer and face your academic advisor RIGHT NOW."
  51. - "Swiss: Haze your fellow mods."
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  53. - "Go out there and speak to him, young man!"
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  56. - "Swiss: Calmly explain yourself to your academic advisor."
  57. - "Swiss: Face your consequences."
  58. - "Swiss: Resume reconnaissance."
  59. - "True. Take me back to the other one!"
  60. - "Be this guy, then."
  61. - "Be Ly'lac."
  62. - "[S] JadeTok."
  63. - "Jane: Be on that phone."
  64. - "Jane: Wake up."
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  70. - "What a daring dream."
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  81. - "Seafoam Nymph: Respond to Maroon Nymph."
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  86. - "Menacing Figure: Rip and tear!"
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  88. - "CD: Regard menacing figure."
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  91. - "CD: Collude."
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  93. - "CD: Be present."
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  96. - "CD: Hide your disgrace."
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  98. - "CD: Sample the goods."
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  101. - "Examine spoils."
  102. - "Ly'lac: Move."
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  105. - "TH3N D13."
  106. - "4BSCOND, 1D1OT!"
  107. - "STOP W4ST1NG T1M3."
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  109. - "Ly'lac: Strife!"
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  122. - "Ly'lac: Fondly regard the day of your birth."
  123. - "1 C4N'T H4V3 FUCK1NG 4NYTH1NG. WH3R3 D1D TH4T TH1NG 3V3N COM3 FROM?"
  124. - "GR1LL 1T?"
  125. - "OK4Y 4T L34ST 34T TH3 D3L1C1OUS 4PPL3B3RRY SC3NT3D MOLLUSK."
  126. - "TRY 4G41N."
  127. - "Ly'lac: Use wand on Meemaw."
  128. - "Ly'lac: Test wand."
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  130. - "Ly'lac: Quit your puttering around."
  131. - "ROS3 TH1S 1S PR3TTY LOW 3V3N FOR YOU."
  132. - "VR1SK4..."
  133. - "TH4T W4S FUCK1NG VR1SK4!"
  134. - "FUCK YOU!"
  135. - "NO ON3 C4R3S 4BOUT YOUR STUP1D DR34M!"
  136. - "Ly'lac: Read from the beginning."
  137. - "Ly'lac: Browse beyondcanon.com."
  138. - "Ly'lac: Use Farsphere."
  139. - "Ly'lac: Tell a friend about your dream."
  140. - "Ly'lac: Reckon with what you just saw."
  141. - "Ly'lac: Wake up."
  142. - "[S] Ly'lac: Look."
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  144. - "Ly'lac: Examine other rooms."
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  147. - "Where the hell is this?"
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  149. - "Swiss: Revel in tranquility."
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  151. - "Swiss: Commune with bees."
  152. - "Swiss: Examine hives."
  153. - "Swiss: Go right to the source."
  154. - "Oh god, go back to the present."
  155. - "Future Swiss: Be surprised."
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  158. - "Swiss: Message CT."
  159. - "Swiss: Go back inside."
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  162. - "Swiss: Answer knocking."
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  166. - "Swiss: Pick up the tooth this instant, young man!"
  167. - "Swiss: Pick up STEPHEN'S TOOTH."
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  170. - "Swiss: Be understanding."
  171. - "Swiss: Answer TC."
  172. - "Swiss: Elaborate on the Frat System."
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  174. - "Swiss: Examine THE PLAN's apex."
  175. - "Swiss: Examine conspiracy board."
  176. - "[S] Peruse Librarium."
  177. - "Swiss: Examine bookshelf."
  178. - "They're knocking quite loudly..."
  179. - "Swiss: Examine BLADES."
  180. - "My apologies, young man... give STEVE-O a kiss on the cheek."
  181. - "Swiss: Slice BUST OF SENATAUR STEPHEN THE OSTENTATIOUS to ribbons."
  182. - "Swiss: Examine BUST."
  183. - "Swiss: Examine poster."
  184. - "Swiss: Answer the door."
  185. - "Swiss: Turn around."
  186. - "What's this fellow's name?"
  187. - "Be this fellow, then."
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  189. - "Ah, shucks... Then who the heck can I be?"
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  191. - "Be TC. Be the mirthful purple boy."
  192. - "KABOOM!"
  193. - "Ly'lac: Trip and fall flat on your face."
  194. - "Ly'lac: Disarm that last one."
  195. - "Ly'lac: Message Vriska."
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  197. - "Ly'lac: Look at mod chat."
  198. - "Ly'lac: Be accosted."
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  200. - "Ly'lac: Admire your tasteful, artistic WALL SCROLLS once more."
  201. - "Ly'lac: Return suspiciously radioactive pearl to the bed of your beautifully large clam."
  202. - "Ly'lac: Ponder anyways."
  203. - "Ly'lac: Ponder orb."
  204. - "Ly'lac: Crack open OMINOUS TOME."
  205. - "Ly'lac: Try to imagine who your creator is or what they look like."
  206. - "Ly'lac: Take a delectable bite from the BIG GREEN CHUNK."
  207. - "Ly'lac: Cast a spell or two for old times' sake."
  208. - "Ly'lac: Handle your wand."
  209. - "Ly'lac: Ponder the ooze."
  210. - "Ly'lac: Examine little cube."
  211. - "Ly'lac: Examine drawing."
  212. - "Ly'lac: Drink suspiciously colored liquid."
  213. - "Ly'lac: Check up on your vaguely casket shaped closet."
  214. - "Ly'lac: Stop making Homestuck."
  215. - "Ly'lac: Kill yourself."
  216. - "Ly'lac: Fasten candle to head and become the legendary Uni-Nymph."
  217. - "Ly'lac: Peruse personality-revealing desk literature."
  218. - "Ly'lac: Take some alchemy supplies with you."
  219. - "Ly'lac: Alchemize PERFECTLY GENERIC GOO with PURE GOLD."
  220. - "Ly'lac: Eat the chalk."
  221. - "Ly'lac: Play with Chemistry Set."
  222. - "Ly'lac: Set up trap explosives in case anyone tries to get in."
  223. - "Ly'lac: Button up your overalls."
  224. - "Ly'lac: Prepare yourself for long and complicated journey."
  225. - "But first..."
  226. - "Ly'lac: Coat yourself in slime to drown out Ominous Portents."
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  230. - "Ly'lac: Check on Caretaker."
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  235. - "Ly'lac: Check window."
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  238. - "Ly'lac: Check other messages for real this time. Seriously for real."
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  241. - "Ly'lac: Check other message."
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  243. - "OK4Y W1S3 4SS. S3TUP CH4.OS."
  244. - "Ly'lac: Install cha.OS."
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  246. - "Ly'lac: Stop messing around and read some messages."
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  248. - "Ly'lac: Open Naglink."
  249. - "Ly'lac: Equip all bombs."
  250. - "Ly'lac: Explain slime situation."
  251. - "Ly'lac: Water mechanical lotus."
  252. - "Ly'lac: Open present."
  253. - "Ly'lac: Marvel over your vivacious botanical triumphs."
  254. - "Ly'lac: Check notification."
  255. - "Ly'lac: Fondly regard poster."
  256. - "Ly'lac: Throw bomb."
  257. - "Ly'lac: Take bomb."
  258. - "Ly'lac: Pick up a bomb."
  259. - "WR1TH3 L1K3 4 FL4G3LLUM 4ND PUK3 1N YOUR SH3LL."
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  261. - "Ly'lac: Retrieve arms from mysterious shell."
  262. - "Okay, one more time."
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  264. - "Hours in the past, but not many..."
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  266. - "ACT 2"
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  290. - "INTERMISSION"
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  302. - "Hours in the future."
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  304. - "Moments later, but not many..."
  305. - "Oh fuck."
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  307. - "ADDENDUM 1: MEAT"
  308. - "END OF ACT 1"
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  313. - "Kids: Escape from above."
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  322. - "(YOU ARE NOT.)"
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  333. - "YOU ARE COMING."
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  344. - "(John: Be present.)"
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  346. - "(Be past John.)"
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  348. - "[S] 8r8k."
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  350. - "Terezi: Take my hand."
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  356. - "Terezi: Contemplate."
  357. - "Hours in the future, but not many..."
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  359. - "END OF ACT 1"
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  361. - "(John: Get your shit blasted.)"
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  364. - "(Jane: Your goose is cooked! Actually push that big red button.)"
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  367. - "(Jade: Inspect battlefield.)"
  368. - "(Harry + Vrissy: Be understanding.)"
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  371. - "(Jake: Look out into distance.)"
  372. - "(Jane: Commence battle.)"
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  374. - "(Jane: Release the Brig Boys.)"
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  383. - "(Jane: Look behind you.)"
  384. - "(Jane: Consider, is it too late?)"
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  386. - "(Jane: Push the big red button. Blast it all to high heaven.)"
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  389. - "(Commanders: Congregate.)"
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  395. - "(Rose: Ramble.)"
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  398. - "{S} Begin Session."
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  408. - "[S] {Vriska: Come to.}"
  409. - "Grumpy Exposition Creature: Exposit."
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  411. - "[S] (Vriska: Figure shit out yourself.)"
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  414. - "The Plot Point."
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  418. - "(John and Roxy: Co-parent.)"
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  426. - "(John and Vriska: Touch down.)"
  427. - "(Page of Hope: Rise up.)"
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  431. - "(Jake: Calmly assess the situation.)"
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  436. - "(Jane: Start monologuing.)"
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  438. - "(Jane: Educate these fools on the art of war.)"
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  440. - "(Rebellion Commanders: Finish up here.)"
  441. - "(Karkat: Answer urgent comms.)"
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  443. - "(An hour later...)"
  444. - "(LOBsTERs: Assemble.)"
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  447. - "(Rebellion Commanders: Confer.)"
  448. - "(BIGGEST KAHUNA: Return to base.)"
  449. - "(Big Kahuna: Check the door.)"
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  454. - "Strilondes: Banter."
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  459. - "Dirk: Render yourself in a more age-appropriate manner this instant."
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  462. - "Dirk: Say hello."
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  488. - "(Rose + Kanaya: Receive call.)"
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  490. - "(Tavvy: Continue to hold two cans.)"
  491. - "(CRACK.)"
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  493. - "(Jade: Remember.)"
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  500. - "(Be the selfish adults.)"
  501. - "(Yiffy: Enjoy the show.)"
  502. - "(Yiffy: Swipe a backstage pass.)"
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  506. - "(Yiffy: Receive finishing blow.)"
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  508. - "(Yiffy: Concern yourself with the nervous lad.)"
  509. - "(Yiffy: Reveal true suffering.)"
  510. - "(Be Yiffany Longstocking.)"
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  515. - "(Harry: Reunite with Vrissy.)"
  516. - "(Harry: Try to contact Vrissy again.)"
  517. - "(Harry: Contact Tavvy.)"
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  519. - "(Harry: Abscond.)"
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  521. - "(Harry: Investigate the noise.)"
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  523. - "(Harry: Toss the satchel.)"
  524. - "(Harry: Commence the dress parade.)"
  525. - "(Harry: Acquire Sheriff Dry Hops.)"
  526. - "(Harry: Take the bunny out of the box.)"
  527. - "(Harry: Examine bunny.)"
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  529. - "(Harry: Head to your room.)"
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  531. - "(Be Harry Anderson Egbert.)"
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  533. - "ahem."
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  536. - "that's b-"
  537. - "Muse: Breathe."
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  540. - "Seconds in the future, but not many."
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  542. - "Shithead: Come on."
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  546. - "Weeks later, but not many..."
  547. - "Knight: Lose yourself to the music."
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  554. - "Meanwhile..."
  555. - "Take a beat."
  556. - "Muse: Consolidate."
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  562. - "cease this nonsense. you are now jade."
  563. - "unacceptable. be. jade."
  564. - "what."
  565. - "be "Jade.""
  566. - "be Jade."
  567. - "Months ago, but not many."
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  573. - "(Vriska: Strike a Pose in case Shit gets REAL or if any8ody is watching.)"
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  588. - "(Jake: Eavesdrop.)"
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  590. - "(Vriska: Snoop.)"
  591. - "(Be Vriska.)"
  592. - "(Vrissy: Check your messages.)"
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  594. - "(Vrissy: Do your own thang.)"
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  602. - "(Vriskas: Exit the cell.)"
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  604. - "(Vrissy: Use Your Sicknasty Brain Exploitables.)"
  605. - "(Vrissy: Get a guard's attention.)"
  606. - "(Vrissy: Try the door.)"
  607. - "(Vrissy: Get key.)"
  608. - "(Vrissy: Call for help.)"
  609. - "(Be Vrissy.)"
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  621. - "(John: Investigate noise.)"
  622. - "==>"
  623. - "Meanwhile..."
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  626. - "T3LL M3."
  627. - "==>"
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  631. - "I'm going to need to interrupt you for a moment."
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  644. - "Legislacerator: ACCUSE."
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  651. - "HHT: Grow tired of these SH3N4N1G4NS."
  652. - "Accused: Dodge the question."
  653. - "Legislacerator: Proceed."
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  655. - "==>"
  656. - "BEYOND CANON"
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  670. - "CHAPTER 16. Welcome to my Secret Lair"
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  672. - "MSPA Reader: Know immediately."
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  688. - "CHAPTER 15. Ok So There's This Flower"
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  737. - "CHAPTER 14. The Best Laid Plans"
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  761. - "CHAPTER 13. The Funeral"
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  769. - "Dave: Grapple with the clean, soggy consequences of the passage of time."
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  773. - "CHAPTER 12. Really Convoluted Metaphorical Horseshit"
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  779. - "Weeks in the future, relative to the original point of interest..."
  780. - "Back to reality."
  781. - "(==>)"
  782. - "[S] (Gaze.)"
  783. - "(==>)"
  784. - "(Months in the past, but not many...)"
  785. - "==>"
  786. - "Knight: Keep it real."
  787. - "CHAPTER 11. History's Most Notorious Haters"
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  801. - "CHAPTER 10. 1 WOND3R WH4T TH3Y T4ST3 L1K3"
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  808. - "(Yiffy: Lights out.)"
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  828. - "CHAPTER 9. How Goes The Eulogizing, Dear?"
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  844. - "(Vriska: Snap.)"
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  850. - "(==>)"
  851. - "(Everyone: Congreg8.)"
  852. - "(Harry: Select "SCISSORKIND".)"
  853. - "(==>)"
  854. - "(Harry: Acquire scissors.)"
  855. - "(Harry: Examine sewing table.)"
  856. - "(Harry: Go gra8 a weapon.)"
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  858. - "(==>)"
  859. - "(Jade and Rose: Explain everything.)"
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  867. - "(High above the clouds...)"
  868. - "(==>)"
  869. - "(Harry: Pick up.)"
  870. - "(Kids: Converse.)"
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  872. - "CHAPTER 8. A Daughter Astray"
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  880. - "(Room: Examine yourself.)"
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  894. - "CHAPTER 7. Distress Call From the Closet"
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  919. - "CHAPTER 6. A Conversation Regarding Relevance"
  920. - "CHAPTER 5. YOUR 3Y3S H4V3 B33N CLOS3D"
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  924. - "Dirk and Rose: Behold."
  925. - "==>"
  926. - "==>"
  927. - "Dirk: Push the button."
  928. - "==>"
  929. - "==>"
  930. - "==>"
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  932. - "Dirk and Rose: Proceed to lab."
  933. - "==>"
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  936. - "==>"
  937. - "==>"
  938. - "Rose: Render yourself more symbolically this instant."
  939. - "Rose: Enter."
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  944. - "==>"
  945. - "CHAPTER 4. The Contest"
  946. - "==>"
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  948. - "meanwhile..."
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  955. - "==>"
  956. - "==>"
  957. - "...and finds her, momentarily."
  958. - "the knight of time seeks a sylph..."
  959. - "the prince is contemplated for a moment in silence."
  960. - "==>"
  961. - "the rogue is also awake."
  962. - "sleep is abandoned, coffee sought."
  963. - "karkat is characteristically appreciative of the alarm call."
  964. - "the knight of blood falls."
  965. - "i enter."
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  968. - "CHAPTER 3. How Are Your Feelings"
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  1007. - "CHAPTER 2. Clown Logistics"
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  1031. - "CHAPTER 1. Ghostflusters"
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  1035. - "Dirk: Get this show on the road."
  1036. - "==>"
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  1040. - "==>"
  1041. - "SCR34M L1K3 4 W1GGL3R 4ND T1DY YOUR D3SK"
  1042. - "==>"
  1043. - "L1B3R4T3 L4LOND14N L1BR4RY"
  1044. - "WH4TS TH4T L1TTL3 T4BL3 N3XT TO YOU?"
  1045. - "==>"
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  1047. - "==>"
  1048. - "Dirk: Inspect delicious houseplants."
  1049. - "==>"
  1050. - "Dirk: Paint. Paper. Get to work."
  1051. - "Dirk: Contemplate equine iconography."
  1052. - "Dirk: Examine room."
  1053. - "Dirk: Stop making Homestuck."
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  1056. - "==>"
  1057. - "Dirk: Commune."
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  1063. - "Somewhere, in the distant reaches of space..."