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  12. - "Hours in the future."
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  17. - "ADDENDUM 1: MEAT"
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  23. - "Kids: Escape from above."
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  43. - "YOU ARE COMING."
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  54. - "(John: Be present.)"
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  60. - "Terezi: Take my hand."
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  66. - "Terezi: Contemplate."
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  69. - "END OF ACT 1"
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  71. - "(John: Get your shit blasted.)"
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  74. - "(Jane: Your goose is cooked! Actually push that big red button.)"
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  77. - "(Jade: Inspect battlefield.)"
  78. - "(Harry + Vrissy: Be understanding.)"
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  81. - "(Jake: Look out into distance.)"
  82. - "(Jane: Commence battle.)"
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  84. - "(Jane: Release the Brig Boys.)"
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  93. - "(Jane: Look behind you.)"
  94. - "(Jane: Consider, is it too late?)"
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  96. - "(Jane: Push the big red button. Blast it all to high heaven.)"
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  99. - "(Commanders: Congregate.)"
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  108. - "{S} Begin Session."
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  118. - "[S] {Vriska: Come to.}"
  119. - "Grumpy Exposition Creature: Exposit."
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  124. - "The Plot Point."
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  128. - "(John and Roxy: Co-parent.)"
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  136. - "(John and Vriska: Touch down.)"
  137. - "(Page of Hope: Rise up.)"
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  141. - "(Jake: Calmly assess the situation.)"
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  146. - "(Jane: Start monologuing.)"
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  148. - "(Jane: Educate these fools on the art of war.)"
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  150. - "(Rebellion Commanders: Finish up here.)"
  151. - "(Karkat: Answer urgent comms.)"
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  154. - "(LOBsTERs: Assemble.)"
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  157. - "(Rebellion Commanders: Confer.)"
  158. - "(BIGGEST KAHUNA: Return to base.)"
  159. - "(Big Kahuna: Check the door.)"
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  164. - "Strilondes: Banter."
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  169. - "Dirk: Render yourself in a more age-appropriate manner this instant."
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  172. - "Dirk: Say hello."
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  198. - "(Rose + Kanaya: Receive call.)"
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  200. - "(Tavvy: Continue to hold two cans.)"
  201. - "(CRACK.)"
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  203. - "(Jade: Remember.)"
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  210. - "(Be the selfish adults.)"
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  216. - "(Yiffy: Receive finishing blow.)"
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  218. - "(Yiffy: Concern yourself with the nervous lad.)"
  219. - "(Yiffy: Reveal true suffering.)"
  220. - "(Be Yiffany Longstocking.)"
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  225. - "(Harry: Reunite with Vrissy.)"
  226. - "(Harry: Try to contact Vrissy again.)"
  227. - "(Harry: Contact Tavvy.)"
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  229. - "(Harry: Abscond.)"
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  231. - "(Harry: Investigate the noise.)"
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  233. - "(Harry: Toss the satchel.)"
  234. - "(Harry: Commence the dress parade.)"
  235. - "(Harry: Acquire Sheriff Dry Hops.)"
  236. - "(Harry: Take the bunny out of the box.)"
  237. - "(Harry: Examine bunny.)"
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  239. - "(Harry: Head to your room.)"
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  241. - "(Be Harry Anderson Egbert.)"
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  272. - "cease this nonsense. you are now jade."
  273. - "unacceptable. be. jade."
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  277. - "Months ago, but not many."
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  298. - "(Jake: Eavesdrop.)"
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  300. - "(Vriska: Snoop.)"
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  302. - "(Vrissy: Check your messages.)"
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  314. - "(Vrissy: Use Your Sicknasty Brain Exploitables.)"
  315. - "(Vrissy: Get a guard's attention.)"
  316. - "(Vrissy: Try the door.)"
  317. - "(Vrissy: Get key.)"
  318. - "(Vrissy: Call for help.)"
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  361. - "HHT: Grow tired of these SH3N4N1G4NS."
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  363. - "Legislacerator: Proceed."
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  366. - "BEYOND CANON"
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  380. - "CHAPTER 16. Welcome to my Secret Lair"
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  490. - "Back to reality."
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  497. - "CHAPTER 11. History's Most Notorious Haters"
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  561. - "(Everyone: Congreg8.)"
  562. - "(Harry: Select "SCISSORKIND".)"
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  564. - "(Harry: Acquire scissors.)"
  565. - "(Harry: Examine sewing table.)"
  566. - "(Harry: Go gra8 a weapon.)"
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  569. - "(Jade and Rose: Explain everything.)"
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  582. - "CHAPTER 8. A Daughter Astray"
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  630. - "CHAPTER 5. YOUR 3Y3S H4V3 B33N CLOS3D"
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  634. - "Dirk and Rose: Behold."
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  642. - "Dirk and Rose: Proceed to lab."
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  648. - "Rose: Render yourself more symbolically this instant."
  649. - "Rose: Enter."
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  655. - "CHAPTER 4. The Contest"
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  667. - "...and finds her, momentarily."
  668. - "the knight of time seeks a sylph..."
  669. - "the prince is contemplated for a moment in silence."
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  671. - "the rogue is also awake."
  672. - "sleep is abandoned, coffee sought."
  673. - "karkat is characteristically appreciative of the alarm call."
  674. - "the knight of blood falls."
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  678. - "CHAPTER 3. How Are Your Feelings"
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  741. - "CHAPTER 1. Ghostflusters"
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  745. - "Dirk: Get this show on the road."
  746. - "==>"
  747. - "==>"
  748. - "==>"
  749. - "==>"
  750. - "==>"
  751. - "SCR34M L1K3 4 W1GGL3R 4ND T1DY YOUR D3SK"
  752. - "==>"
  753. - "L1B3R4T3 L4LOND14N L1BR4RY"
  754. - "WH4TS TH4T L1TTL3 T4BL3 N3XT TO YOU?"
  755. - "==>"
  756. - "==>"
  757. - "==>"
  758. - "Dirk: Inspect delicious houseplants."
  759. - "==>"
  760. - "Dirk: Paint. Paper. Get to work."
  761. - "Dirk: Contemplate equine iconography."
  762. - "Dirk: Examine room."
  763. - "Dirk: Stop making Homestuck."
  764. - "==>"
  765. - "==>"
  766. - "==>"
  767. - "Dirk: Commune."
  768. - "==>"
  769. - "==>"
  770. - "==>"
  771. - "==>"
  772. - "==>"
  773. - "Somewhere, in the distant reaches of space..."