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CALLIOPE: er, technically, the machine stabilizing The Plot Point.
CALLIOPE: the actUal Point is that ominoUs looking bit in the middle!
VRISKA: That's it?
CALLIOPE: that's it!
VRISKA: It looks sort of small and shitty.
CALLIOPE: it's actUally anything but!
CALLIOPE: it is paradoxically massive, and incomprehensibly powerfUl!
CALLIOPE: so mUch so that the fact that anybody was able to contain it at all is a miracle in and of itself.
CALLIOPE: bUt as mUch as i'd like to sit here and congratUlate myself on the achievement of its stabilization, more miracUloUs still is what we intend to achieve with it.
CALLIOPE: and yoU, vriska, are going to be instrUmental to the sUccess of this endeavor!
VRISKA: No shit!
VRISKA: That's kind of my whole thing.
CALLIOPE: yoU're more correct than yoU know! ^u^
CALLIOPE: as we've already explained to john, this world is cUrrently mired in a state of, well... let's call it dUbious pertinence.
CALLIOPE: a-
VRISKA: I fucking KNEW it!!!!!!!!
VRISKA: John, didn't I tell you?
VRISKA: I totally did tell him.
VRISKA: I've 8een saying that this world is complete 8ogus for ages now, and no8ody's 8een listening!
VRISKA: Yet here I am, right again.
VRISKA: Shocker!
VRISKA: You should listen to Calliope, John.
VRISKA: They may have pretty weird taste in fashion, 8ut they o8viously know what they're talking about where the shitty fake shitness of this joke of a timeline is concerned.
VRISKA: Clearly we need to do something.
CALLIOPE: Um.
CALLIOPE: that was perhaps a tad redUctive, and sort of rUde, bUt yoU're certainly correct in yoUr assessment that something has to be done aboUt this!
CALLIOPE: i'll keep this short.
CALLIOPE: i know john's already heard a good deal of this explanation previoUsly, and yoU seem to be catching on quick!
CALLIOPE: so!
CALLIOPE: earlier, yoU mentioned that yoU've had a keen sense from the beginning that something was amiss here.
CALLIOPE: althoUgh oUr world isn't necessarily "bogUs" and it certainly isn't "fake", per se, we are in effect completely cUt off from the wider canon of reality, to borrow a phrase from a slightly earlier me.
CALLIOPE: we're kept qUarantined here by means of existing within a massive black hole, from which escape seems essentially impossible.
CALLIOPE: that's where yoU come in!
CALLIOPE: yoU see, we're hoping to leverage yoUr Unique hyperrelevancy here to-
CALLIOPE: oops, let me back Up.
CALLIOPE: the reason we broUght yoU *here*, specifically, is becaUse The Plot Point over there corresponds to the singUlarity at the exact center of oUr aforementioned plot prison!
CALLIOPE: important bit of info, that!
CALLIOPE: now, to reiterate, we want to escape that prison.
CALLIOPE: and not jUst as individUals, either; no, the hope is that we'll be able to emancipate oUr entire world from this narrative pUrgatory and retake oUr place in the limelight!
CALLIOPE: to do this, we aim to become Uncontainable, and to do *that* we're going to Use yoU, a potent plot player if ever there was one, to crack the black hole wide open by, well...
CALLIOPE: by interacting with the singUlarity!
CALLIOPE: by reaching The Plot Point.
CALLIOPE: now there are qUite a few ways this coUld practically shake oUt, and more than a few methodologies we coUld have yoU try.
VRISKA: (...)
CALLIOPE: the first thoUght was just to have yoU "make something happen" here, something significant, mind.
CALLIOPE: bUt what woUld that really entail?
CALLIOPE: contriving an entire scenario for yoU to play a pivotal role in, here at the center of all things?
CALLIOPE: i did consider it, bUt it felt...
CALLIOPE: well, inorganic. inaUthentic.
CALLIOPE: and if we're going to make it oUt of here, inaUthenticity is the exact opposite of what we need to achieve!
VRISKA: (........)
CALLIOPE: which broUght me to wondering how someone like yoU might Utilize The Point itself, as a tool rather than a locale.
CALLIOPE: how yoU might wield it!
CALLIOPE: perhaps it's a portal, and we'd send yoU throUgh it?
CALLIOPE: or maybe we'd have yoU ferry Us all throUgh it?
CALLIOPE: thoUgh how woUld that work?
CALLIOPE: alternatively, maybe it'd be as simple as having yoU attempt to destroy it!
CALLIOPE: and-