(Harry: Toss the satchel.)

Much better. That thing was a pain in the shoulder and a sore on the eyes. Finally, your fit can breathe. You might need something else to carry all your stuff in, though. Maybe a TACTICAL WAIST POUCH? No, that's dated. Perhaps a MODEST BINDLE? Nah, too avant garde. You'll figure this out later. It's gotta be perfect. "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication." -Leonardo DiCaprio You are almost certain Leonardo DiCaprio said that.