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DAVE: cool
DAVE: sorry i know you say you got your badass monster powers but kanaya you look tired as hell
DAVE: not that im tryna psyche you or whatever but youre waxing poetic in the dark which i guess is maybe on brand but still
DAVE: kinda worried about you sis
KANAYA: You Dont Have To Call Me That Anymore
KANAYA: In Fact I Wish You Wouldnt
KANAYA: It Really Hasnt Ever Been Accurate
DAVE: yeah well im pretty sure rose didnt serve you divorce papers before she left on her fucked up father/daughter rp
DAVE: so youre still my sister
DAVE: i mean you could always decide to divorce her yourself but i doubt youre going to find a lawyer in space
DAVE: unless terezi is lurking in the vents somewhere and now that i bring that up its actually not out of the question so im kind of gonna be thinking about that one for a while
DAVE: but yeah this whole situation blows
KANAYA: You And Karkat Didnt Have To Come With Me
KANAYA: I Know You Have Your Own Lives And Your Own Matespritship
DAVE: no offense dude but yeah we did
DAVE: i wasnt going to let the only family i have left fly off without me
KANAYA: Roxy Didnt Have To Come Either
DAVE: debatable
DAVE: also i dont just mean roxy did you not just hear my heartwarming insistence that i think of you as my sister
DAVE: and yeah roxy is rad but our relationship is pretty fucking convoluted if were being totally honest
DAVE: youre the only person i know whos still basically the same as when i met you