(John and Roxy: Co-parent.)

ROXY: oh the kids are safe btw

JOHN: that's good!

JOHN: wait, they were in danger?

ROXY: yeah numbnuts in case u forgor theres a whole ass conflict goin on with kids gettin kidnapped n houses gettin targeted n shit!

ROXY: our house bein one of those hice!

JOHN: you never told me our house was one of those hice!

JOHN: you told me to go get vriska, which i did.

VRISKA: Actually, I pretty much got myself.

JOHN: fair.

JOHN: but i collected her!

JOHN: you didn't really say anything about harry or the other kids at all.

ROXY: oh man

ROXY: i guess i kinda didnt huh

ROXY: ...

ROXY: aw jeez

JOHN: hey!

JOHN: i'm sorry roxy, don't worry about it, you've got em now.

ROXY: what

ROXY: no i dont got em

JOHN: wait, what?

JOHN: then who has them!!!

ROXY: rosenaya and jade picked em up while they were

ROXY: um

ROXY: runnin around outside unsupervised

JOHN: oh.

JOHN: well... that's good!

ROXY: ...

JOHN: ...

VRISKA: Haha! You guys are terri8le guardians.

ROXY: hey stfu

JOHN: yeah, you're one to talk!

JOHN: you left your own clone on her own in a dungeon!

VRISKA: It wasn't a "dungeon" John, it was a high-security 8lack site!

JOHN: that's basically the same thing.

JOHN: if anything it sounds a lot worse!

VRISKA: She could handle it.

VRISKA: Unlike your lame-ass offspring who need to 8e gru8sat by an entourage of armed guards, I can tell that she's got that patented Serket panache.

JOHN: technically she's a maryam-lalonde.

VRISKA: Sure, whatever.

VRISKA: The point is, she's a Vriska.

ROXY: whatever is right

VRISKA: Hurry up and walk faster!