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CALLIOPE: hello!

CALLIOPE: i'm so glad yoU all made it back alright.

ROXY: oh it werent no thang baby i was just answerin the door

CALLIOPE: not yoU, silly!

ROXY: hehe

VRISKA: Ew.

JOHN: (a little, right?)

CALLIOPE: salUtations, vriska!

CALLIOPE: i mUst say it's a pleasUre to finally make yoUr acqUaintance!

VRISKA: What the hell is that thing?

CALLIOPE: hee hee, gracioUs.

CALLIOPE: yoU're as rUde as i imagined yoU'd be.

VRISKA: Not you. I know who you are.

VRISKA: *That* thing!

CALLIOPE: oh!

CALLIOPE: yes, that'd make sense.