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AA: Grand rising, queen.

AA: Let us get these starch based fuel units.

AA: I urge thee to respond as soon as thou art not busy.

AA: Which should be immediate, as thou art like, never busy.

AA: And with today's deliciously malicious circumstances being as they are...

AA: I'd gamble that thee even awoke before midday. (Egads!)

AA: And thou know how loath I am to gamble!

AA: Bahahaha! <8{<XD

AA: Today, my dear dark sister, we have been called to fulfill a destiny most glorious.

AA: In preparation of this: allow me to remind thee of a few adamantine truths to keep thy upper organon on the track to success.

AA: Ignoring me may give thee momentary peace. But it will not save thee.

AA: The work of the heretical ungulates may bring thee mindless amusement. But it will not save thee.

AA: Not even those garish scrawlcels so pertinaciously claimed to be "art" can save thee from the wrath of fate.

AA: (The last part about thy cartoons was simply a bit of mocking jest.)

AA: (Thy hobbies and interests are valid, my friend.) <8{:)

AA: But fate's furious fist does indeed approach with intent to kill.

AA: To kill thee, in particular.

AA: As sure as the narwhal's finale is said to fall on "deaf" ears.

AA: (The translation is oft debated)

AA: (Though, I should know better than to tell thee of all nymphs.)

AA: Ultimately; word as my bond, nothing can save thee.

AA: But this hath always been the case!

AA: As thee well know, Death is never the end.

AA: The stage is set; it is merely time to perform.

AA: There are countless forces working against my success.

AA: But we will overcome them all!

AA: Can thou feel that sensation churning within thee?

AA: The power of thy necrotic liquid nubian destiny pulsing its way from thine inkstone, slowly redefining thy very being.

AA: Thy Grand Metamorphosis has begun, and with it comes newfound power.

AA: How glorious!

AA: Truth be told, the thought alone sends a shiver down my visceral column!

AA: As thy elder by several syzygic recitals I feel obligated to be involved in thy newest developmental period.

AA: Yes, how gracious of me, I know.

AA: Thou may feel free to rejoice as thee please.

AA: However, merely watching thy ascension from seed to sapling has been reward enough for me.

AA: Our master and friend relationship has always been dear to me.

AA: Oh, to be young again...

AA: Bahaha! Oh, Ly'lac I jest, I merely jest!

AA: (The jest being I see myself as thy master; in a way, we are each other's masters in this beautiful game we call friendship) <8{<:)

AA: Tangentially speaking, Isn't it odd how our age is measured in tidal turns despite it being a smaller unit of sublunary mensuration than syzygic recitals?

AA: How annoying!

AA: Nymph culture is quite frustratingly arbitrary at times.

AA: Anyway, take a gander outside and thou may see the gifts I've sent arriving.

AA: One large and sentimental along with one small and practical.

AA: I have no doubt they will please thee greatly.

AA: They will assist thee in thy newest journey.

AA: It's something I know thou hath wanted for possibly untold ages.

AA: There is no need to thank me, however!

AA: Such base indulgences are beneath me.

AA: No matter how much thee prostrate thyself before me and finally profess thy undying appreciation for all I do, have done, and will continue to do for thee, it will not move me.

AA: I will however, require a hasty response.

AA: I've found myself in a situation to which a violent resolution is approaching!

AA: Hello.

AA: Ly'lac.

AA: Thou must respond soon.

AA: There are motions we need to synchronize which require a dialogue to do so!

AA: Dialogue meaning a series of words exchanged between two individuals. (As thee well know.)

AA: Respond to my messages.

AA: I am watching thee from my orb now.

AA: Come to the screen and respond to my messages.

AA: Stop looking at those posters. They are no different from the last time thee saw them.

AA: Ly'lac, I have need of thee.

AA: Ly'lac, Of The Final Applause I require thy response immediately.

AA: When I said there are countless forces working against my success I must admit I was disguising the truth!

AA: That was actually a gross exaggeration!!

AA: The forces are quite countable!!

AA: The main force impeding my success is THEE!!

AA: CAN THEE JUST SIT DOWN AT THEE FUCKING COMPUTER AND HELP ME?

AA: FUCK YOU.