Rose: Render yourself more symbolically this instant.

DIRK: Terezi, you too.

TEREZI: NO TH4NKS 1M GOOD

TEREZI: 1N F4CT, NOW TH4T W3R3 H3R3, 1 C4NT 1M4G1N3 4NYTH1NG WORS3 TH4N S1TT1NG DOWN W1TH YOU TWO FOR 4NOTH3R L1TTL3 CH4T

TEREZI: YOUV3 RU1N3D TH3 V3RY CONC3PT OF T4LK1NG FOR TH3 R3ST OF MY L1F3

ROSEBOT: Oh come on, it wasn't really all that bad, was it?

ROSEBOT: Dirk may be completely insufferable,

DIRK: (Thanks.)

ROSEBOT: But we had some pretty good times over the course of the journey, didn't we?

TEREZI: 1M STRUGGL1NG TO TH1NK OF 4NY

ROSEBOT: Oh, how you wound me.

TEREZI: 3 Y34RS OF 4N1M3 PLOT 4N4LYS1S 1S 3NOUGH TO TURN 4NY R3L4T1ONSH1P SOUR

ROSEBOT: Alright, that's fair. The anime was rather tedious.

DIRK: (Wow.)

ROSEBOT: But I posit that it could have been much, much worse.

ROSEBOT: At the very least, none of us succumbed to substance abuse. Or re-succumbed, I guess I should say.

ROSEBOT: The perks of not having an appetite or a liver, in my case.

ROSEBOT: In yours... I'm actually not sure. Perhaps the underlying cognitive dissonance or trauma you were originally trying to distract yourself from is no longer a going concern?

ROSEBOT: Or...

ROSEBOT: No, wait.

ROSEBOT: That's not right.

ROSEBOT: I'm thinking of a different Terezi.

ROSEBOT: Or maybe I'm thinking of a different me?

ROSEBOT: Maybe the different me is thinking of a different Terezi, and I'm just witnessing the thought happen as a bystander.

ROSEBOT: It's much the same thing at this point.

ROSEBOT: ...

ROSEBOT: And I suppose I'm also prematurely ruling out the potential of anime functioning as an abusable substance.

ROSEBOT: In which case I've got very bad news for all of us.

ROSEBOT: We may need to formulate a twelve step plan.

ROSEBOT: Let me know if you show any signs of withdrawal.

TEREZI: ROS3

TEREZI: OH MY GOD

TEREZI: MY PO1NT COULDNT H4V3 B33N M4D3 4NY MOR3 OBV1OUS 1F YOU S4T ON 1T

TEREZI: W3 M4Y B3 1N COMPL3T3 4GR33M3NT 4BOUT D1RK B31NG 4 T3D1OUS NOOKW1P3,

DIRK: (We are?)

ROSEBOT: (Shhh.)

TEREZI: BUT, N3WSFL4SH

TEREZI: YOU 4R3NT 4CTU4LLY 4NY B3TT3R!!!!!!!! >8O

TEREZI: SL33P W1THOUT SOPOR DO3SNT COM3 34SY TO MY SP3C13S, 4ND Y3T 1 SOM3HOW M4N4G3D TO SP3ND 4 GOOD CHUNK OF OUR THR33 Y34R JOURN3Y UNCONSC1OUS

TEREZI: TH4TS HOW FUCK1NG T3D1OUS TH3 TWO OF YOU 4R3

TEREZI: 4ND TH3 WORST P4RT 1S TH4T N31TH3R OF YOU 4CTU4LLY H4V3 TH3 D3C3NCY TO DO 4NYTH1NG L3G1T1M4T3LY 4WFUL

TEREZI: YOU JUST S1T TH3R3 4ND DRON3 ON 4ND ON, T4LK1NG 4BOUT TH1NGS TH4T DONT M4TT3R 4ND 4SK1NG QU3ST1ONS TH4T DONT H4V3 4NSW3RS

TEREZI: W3R3 ON 4 N3W PL4N3T, S331NG TH1NGS WH1CH H4V3 POSS1BLY N3V3R B33N 3XP3R13NC3D B3FOR3, 4ND 4LL YOU C4N TH1NK TO DO 1S HOL3 UP 1N 4 C4V3 4ND R3GURG1T4T3 COMPL3T3LY PO1NTL3SS BULLSH1T

ROSEBOT: It's called "philosophizing".

TEREZI: W3LL 1T SHOULD B3 1LL3G4L 4S F4R 4S 1M CONC3RN3D

TEREZI: ...

TEREZI: 4RGH

ROSEBOT: Hm?

TEREZI: STOP *C4LL1NG* H3R TH4T!! >:[

DIRK: ...

ROSE: ...

TEREZI: OK 1M DON3

TEREZI: SCR3W YOU BOTH

TEREZI: 1M GO1NG TO GO 4ND 1NTRODUC3 SOM3 PL4NTS TO TH3 TROLL 3MOT1ON W3 C4LL3D T3RROR

DIRK: Well,

DIRK: If you change your mind about the philosophy,

TEREZI: 1 WONT

DIRK: Ok.