You’ve all been under new management for 20 odd years and not one of you has gotten an ounce smarter. You’d think all this free time might represent a chance to better yourselves, maybe pick up some hobbies, but you’re starting to suspect you aren’t built for that.
This is a team of goons. They aren’t built for engineering, or white collar crimes, or gerrymandering. They’re built for fucking gooning.
