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ROSE: Dirk, language.

ROSE: I think you mean "Fuck yes, ladies."

DIRK: I definitely mean bitches.

TEREZI: WHY D1RK

TEREZI: 1F 1 D1DNT KNOW 4NY B3TT3R, 1D S4Y YOU LOOK3D 4LMOST 3XC1T3D

DIRK: Maybe I am excited.

DIRK: Why shouldn't I be?

DIRK: Rose and I just secured the legacy of the most important planet in this universe, in delirious bibliconoclasty style, I might add.

DIRK: The game is about to be afoot as all fuck.

DIRK: And to top it all off, I descend from the firmament to the news that you might have it in you to stop being such a bummer all the time and play ball?

DIRK: To the surprise of nobody with half a head on their shoulders, things keep coming up Dirk.

DIRK: So come on.

DIRK: Take my hand.

TEREZI: WH4T, YOU M34N L1T3R4LLY?

TEREZI: WHY

DIRK: Because we're doing this.

DIRK: We're making it happen.

DIRK: Right now.

TEREZI: TH3 T1M3SK1P?

TEREZI: NOW?

DIRK: *Right* now.

DIRK: But I can't do it until you take my hand.

ROSE: Come on, Terezi.

DIRK: Yeah, come on, Terezi.

TEREZI: 1

TEREZI: 4M *NOT* DO1NG TH4T

ROSE: Don't get cold feet now.

DIRK: Don't worry, it's not gonna hurt or anything.

DIRK: You're ready for this, you said so yourself.

DIRK: From your perspective it'll be over in an instant.

TEREZI: 1 M34N 1M NOT HOLD1NG YOUR FUCK1NG H4ND YOU DORK

DIRK: Terezi, I literally can't do the timeskip until you take my hand.

TEREZI: YOU C4NNOT B3 S3R1OUS

DIRK: I am deadly serious.

DIRK: Take my hand.

TEREZI: NO

DIRK: Take my hand.

TEREZI: NO!

ROSE: Terezi, Dirk really is serious.

ROSE: Just take his hand.

ROSE: His grip's a little tight, but it's kind of nice.