Look at this ARRANT BEAVIS double fisting those cans of pop. He could just put one down. They're not even open yet. But here he is, holding both and unable to take a sip of either, like a CHUMP. Hopefully he learns a valuable lesson from all this. What matters right now is not DELICIOUS TREATS, or MUTUAL MATERNAL MALAISE, but the conversation being had on the other side of this door. The room is soundproof, of course.