(Harry: Head to your room.)

You visit your room again to SPRUCE UP. You've spent countless hours in the mirror perfecting MAQUILLAGICAL MANEUVERS, styling your CUSTOM ACCOUTERMENTS, and meticulously teasing your LUSCIOUS LOCKS. This is your TYPICAL MORNING ROUTINE. But this is not a typical morning, so it's time for a WARDROBE CHANGE. Can't face the PERILS OF IMPENDING SOCIETAL COLLAPSE in your usual get up, even if it looks pretty dope. A couple TASTEFUL TWEAKS are in order. Wait, what the hell is this?