JANE: Thank you, for taking the time out of your busy schedules to gather with me and my family today.

JANE: A day of exquisite loss and mourning.

JANE: Gamzee Makara, High Court Jester, exalted saint of the purple veil, has left us to traverse that grand, gay carnival in the sky, where, I am told by various members of the clownly cloth, he will spend the rest of history, honking in grand tribute to the Mirthful Messiah.

JANE: I come before you with rage in my heart for the vile, cowardly monsters who have taken away our dear Minister Makara, and I know that many of you feel the same.

JANE: But today is a day of healing, of memories.

JANE: And my first memory of our Purple Prince, was his robust codpiece--