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ERISOLSPRITE: wwe'vve been here for liike a miilliion fuckiin 2wweep2.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < actually we just got here

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < this place didnt even exist until she popped in

ERISOLSPRITE: gue22 ii'll fuck my2elf.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < sprites go where guidance is essential!

VRISKA: Ooooooooh, are you going to lead me to the weapon?

VRISKA: Is it one of my doomsday devices?

VRISKA: It totally is, isn't it.

ERISOLSPRITE: 2et iit off, free u2.

VRISKA: God, causality is so o8sessed with irony, even though it's such a useless joke for o8scene tools.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < the only weapon in here is curled up snoozing all dormant and cute in your bloodpusher!

VRISKA: Really? That's stupid.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *vriska stalks menacingly but ill informedly all up in here like "ummmmmmmm where am i what are you doing in my hive is the jank ass rube goldberg machine i built as a six sw33p old gonna fix everything?" because apparently thats so much less stupid*

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < just spaying

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < actually yuck i dont like that

VRISKA: If it's just me, then why the hell are all you guys here?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < we rolled through so we could shepurrd our little eight legged sh33p to some helpfur self reflection

VRISKA: I came here to save the world!

VRISKA: In case you haven't noticed, the only thing showing up in MY reflection is a perfectly adjusted 8adass.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < s33 that f33ls to me like an insane thing to say

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < does that not sound insane to you fefeta?

FEFETASPRITE: 3833 < 383

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < not very adjusted at all

VRISKA: I need to adjust my way out of here.

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < tough kitties!

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < s33 you just bapped the nail on the head

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < this is exactly why youre here

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < you gotta work on your shit vriska serket!

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *gears up to lay the fuckin smackdown on you all wrestler style but maybe also rapper style but the rapper is also a therapist who doesnt take shit from anybody and beats their clients the fuck up EMEOWTIONALLY but i guess in a productive way!!!*

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < you meow a big game about doing shit that matters and saving the world and being right all the time and making tough calls or whatever the fuck

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but more often than not youre just tearing through life taking a big dump in its litter box and kicking your collitteral all ofur the place!

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < fluff that!

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < you wanna save the world so bad?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < youre gonna have to save yourself first