(Commanders: Congregate.)
KARKAT: HEY, COMMANDER.
KARKAT: MERRY FUCKING DOOMSDAY, GLAD TO SEE YOU GOT HERE IN ONE PIECE.
KANAYA: Thanks
KANAYA: I Enjoyed Your Speech By The Way
KANAYA: Batshit Indeed
MEENAH: speakin of one piece i dont see the dissident deity duo around
MEENAH: you finally bring the hammer down on em?
MEENAH: or chainsaw or waterver
KANAYA: I Dont Want To Talk About It
MEENAH: damn that bad
KANAYA: Lets Just Say A Lot Of People Are Going To Die Today
MEENAH: dun DUN dun DUN dun DUN dun DUN 3>8]
KANAYA: Those Two Will Not Be Joining Us On The Battlefield Either
KARKAT: OH?
KANAYA: I Know Such Decisions Are Well Above My Pay Grade And That The Critical Need To Win This Battle Far Outweighs My Marital Discomfort
KANAYA: And Being Down Two Gods Isnt Exactly Ideal
KANAYA: But...
KANAYA: I Cant
KANAYA: Sorry
KARKAT: DON'T BE.