(Commanders: Congregate.)

KARKAT: HEY, COMMANDER.

KARKAT: MERRY FUCKING DOOMSDAY, GLAD TO SEE YOU GOT HERE IN ONE PIECE.

KANAYA: Thanks

KANAYA: I Enjoyed Your Speech By The Way

KANAYA: Batshit Indeed

MEENAH: speakin of one piece i dont see the dissident deity duo around

MEENAH: you finally bring the hammer down on em?

MEENAH: or chainsaw or waterver

KANAYA: I Dont Want To Talk About It

MEENAH: damn that bad

KANAYA: Lets Just Say A Lot Of People Are Going To Die Today

MEENAH: dun DUN dun DUN dun DUN dun DUN 3>8]

KANAYA: Those Two Will Not Be Joining Us On The Battlefield Either

KARKAT: OH?

KANAYA: I Know Such Decisions Are Well Above My Pay Grade And That The Critical Need To Win This Battle Far Outweighs My Marital Discomfort

KANAYA: And Being Down Two Gods Isnt Exactly Ideal

KANAYA: But...

KANAYA: I Cant

KANAYA: Sorry

KARKAT: DON'T BE.