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JAKE: Oh flip.

JAKE: Sorry janey i was handling an urgent matter.

JAKE: Had to pop down the little boys office to shred some important papers.

JANE: What?

JAKE: Im spending a penny at the local water closet.

JANE: Jake.

JAKE: Im in the bathroom.

JANE: Oh.

JANE: UGH!

JANE: You are always in the bathroom these days!

JAKE: Well my job is to taste test all your water for poison,

JAKE: dear.

JAKE: Forgive my impertinence but perhaps if you trusted the troops more, we could avoid all of this folderol and i could be promoted to standing by your side?

JAKE: Thatd help my besieged bladder, for sure.

JANE: Not happening.

JAKE: Oh! Of course!

JAKE: Silly me.

JAKE: May i ask... why?

JAKE: Not to make a tit of myself here.

JAKE: But wouldnt an enemy spy be childs play to spot, seeing as our troops share such similar faces?

JAKE: Pretty much the exact same face?

JANE: I once thought it an asset too!

JANE: How clever I saw myself...

JANE: "Hoo hoo! We'll avoid instating a draft by cloning an army!"

JANE: "Unprecedented genius!"

JANE: "Brand consistency!"

JANE: Of course, I realize now that if any serviceman developed mutinous, deviant intentions, he could simply slink back into the safety of the crowd.

JANE: The perfect cover for a tiger amongst zebras.

JAKE: Grrr...

JAKE: Friggin double agents, man.

DIRK: (Amazing. Can I get a cherry on top of that?)

JAKE: Why i oughta... the very thought!

DIRK: (Fuck yes. Marlon Brando in the motherfucking building.)

JANE: Exactly. It's horrifying.

JANE: Thankfully I have practiced instinct where assassination is concerned.

JANE: An instinct that has only sharpened in the wake of... recent tragedies.

JANE: I won't be lulled into any such false sense of security this time, that's for sure!

JAKE: Is that why the old henhouse has been feeling a bit spacious recently?

JANE: I may have a handful or so of men in the brig.

JANE: For safekeeping.

JANE: They have snacks! A water trough.

JANE: All unpoisoned, might I add.

JANE: Who gives a toot anyways, we'll be depositing them out onto the battlefield soon enough.

JAKE: Speaking of the battle...

JAKE: What was the pre-established plan, again?

JAKE: Just trying to refresh my simple mind on the details.

JAKE: Especially the ones that situate our son near The Point.

JAKE: I take it we have protocols in place a tad more delicate than simply "bombs away!"

JAKE: Right?

JANE: Sigh.

JANE: Jake, do you remember when I went to the moon?