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Jade finally looks up at him. Her face is wide-eyed and... angry?
JADE: what?!
JADE: no!!
JADE: no john im not fucking PREGNANT!!!
JOHN: oh.
JADE: putting aside the fact that thats completely impossible for a whole bunch of different reasons, why would you even SAY that?
JADE: werent you listening to what i was saying??
JOHN: i was
JOHN: um
JADE: ARGH, now i have to start all over again!!!!!