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KARKAT: MY POINT IS, THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE SCENARIO FOR ME. I DON'T EVEN LIKE EARTH THAT MUCH.

ROXY: well ur lucky i guess

KARKAT: NO, I'M NOT--FUCK. I'M NOT TRYING TO BRAG ABOUT IT!

KARKAT: I'M JUST SAYING, DON'T WASTE YOUR SYMPATHY ON ME.

KARKAT: AGAINST PRETTY MUCH ALL ODDS, AND DESPITE ME NOT DESERVING ANY OF IT, I ENDED UP GETTING PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING I WANTED.

KARKAT: OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

KARKAT: SOMETIMES IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE WHATEVER SLATHERING MONSTROSITY OF A COSMIC HELLBEAST THAT PUT ALL THIS SHIT INTO MOTION...ACTUALLY LIKES ME?

ROXY: fucked up if tru

KARKAT: WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A LITERAL UNIVERSE-SHATTERING WAR FOR THE CONTINUATION OF OUR RACES, AND DAVE AND I JUST SPENT THREE YEARS CLIMBING UP EACH OTHER'S NOOKS AND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. AND I GUESS ALSO SAVING PARADOX SPACE.

ROXY: so what ur saying is love can bloom even on the battlefield

KARKAT: I GUESS.

ROXY: so...u want pancakes?