(Yiffy: Reveal true suffering.)

Visceral, unadulterated embarrassment. Your MOLLYCODDLING MOM has had you on the wrong end of one of her RELENTLESS SMOOCHFESTS for almost 30 minutes. Like an unconscious patient in the clutches of their sadistic nurse, you are helpless against the smothering. At least when you were a political hostage, you got to do a bit of CORPSE DANCING. This? This just sucks.