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DIRK: (No. I'm fake as shit.)

JAKE: (Oh of course.)

JAKE: (Surprised you didn't questionably jet off with your brain ghost daughter, too.)

DIRK: (I don't think I have one of those.)

DIRK: (And nah, I'm afraid you're stuck with me.)

DIRK: (Can I sit down?)

JAKE: (Sigh fine.)