Swiss: Calmly explain yourself to your academic advisor.

See, you'd love to. Hell, normally YOU'RE the one doggedly pursuing HIM, while he locks his office door and pretends he's not in there and you knock because you're pretty sure he's in there and you have a pretty great idea for a fifth thesis that you'd really like his feedback on (as a gesture, of course, because his opinions are in fact pedestrian and below you). The thing is you've never really been in trouble in your life in any way that anyone could prove. If this guy is coming here to tell you that he's disappointed in you, who knows what the fuck you're going to do. That's scary.