Swiss: Haze your fellow mods.

AT: @tinnitusChakra

AT: Bobo.

AT: BUDDY.

AT: I'm, HEH.

AT: HEH HEH.

AT: Well, I'm GETTING RESTLESS, MAN.

AT: Is this HAPPENING?

AT: ...

AT: @championsTirade

AT: Listen, T.

AT: You KNOW... a bond between MEN?

AT: It's a TENUOUS THING.

AT: And YEAH, sometimes it FRAYS.

AT: SOMETIMES, well.

AT: Sometimes it almost SNAPS.

AT: But that BOND, T?

AT: That BOND, between MEN?

AT: That's a BOND worth NURTURING.

AT: And just because you acted KIND OF CRAZY back there, DOESN'T MEAN that I don't FORGIVE YOU, you know?

AT: Let's let BYGONES be BYGONES.

AT: YOU said some hurtful things.

AT: I said some hurtful things.

AT: (Yours were WORSE.)

AT: But STILL!

AT: ...

AT: Come ON, man.

AT: You're not still MAD, T?

AT: Right?

AT: @championsTirade

AT: You guys aren't playing WITHOUT ME?

AT: @anyone ???

AA: Great eggs of fury, have you no shame???

AA: Is thy goal to campaign a cringe motivated mass suicide in the moderator chat?

AA: Surely this must be a bannable offense!

AA: Surely in any just world it must!!

AA: This is possibly the most pathetic display of fetid sentiment I've ever had the displeasure of witnessing.

AA: If I were to have the cruel misfortune of falling to desperate depraved depths such as thee I'd have no choice but reach into my own chest and crush my inkstone from sheer embarrassment!

AT: Listen, HAG, I'd LOVE to be able to say that nothing would make me HAPPIER than to see you TRY, but you'd PROBABLY make such a FUCKED MESS of the noble tradition of STEPPUKU that I'd be forced to JOIN YOU for ETERNITY in the AFTERLIFE.

AT: Which would FUCKING SUCK FOR ME.

AA: Oh, by all means show me how it's done!

AA: Thou seemeth an authority figure in the field of humiliation penance!

AT: Ah, THIS must be the famous ASSHOLE PROJECTION I've heard SO much about!

AT: Consider me APPROPRIATELY DAZZLED, enchantress!

AT: Facetious acknowledgement of your PARLOR TRICKS aside, it's becoming RAPIDLY clear that you're too GORMLESS a BOOB to know even your OWN area of expertise! UNSURPRISING.

AT: Should I SCRAWL the instructions out in PICTOGRAMS on SEAWEED for you?

AT: Perhaps GESTURE MEANINGLESSLY with my fingers for NONSENSICAL EMPHASIS?

AT: Higher modes of articulation CLEARLY exceed your SLIMY GRASP.

AA: How true! I could never match thine expertise in publicly debasing myself for all to see!

AA: Begging for tablescraps of attention like a killable dogfish!

AA: Five @'s? Five??

AA: Didst thou dub thyself with those initials out of thy love of abusing the key beneath thine oafish hooves?

AA: Tis lunacy!

AA: Pure lunacy!!

AT: Keep the MOON'S MASCULINE MAGNIFICENCE out of your ROSTRUM.

AA: Oh my, was a nerve struck?

AA: Frankly speaking; these mawkish hysterics are unbecoming of a moderator.

AA: Should one so severely lacking control over their own emotions be trusted with such divine power over the masses?

AA: Ah, perhaps it's around that time of the tide?

AA: For thine own sake (and ours), mayhaps thou should step down?

AA: This stress is clearly wrecking havoc on thy delicate constitution.

AT: You'd best thank your HEATHEN GODDESS that I'm NOT on my epoch.

AT: Lest you face the FULL FURY of my UNSHACKLED MALE EMOTIONS!

AT: No, all YOU need contend with TODAY is my PEERLESS LOGIC, BEYOND you as it is.

AA: Lie down and rest before thee become too excited and start spewing from thy aforementioned "yaoihole"

AA: The thought of thee sloppily splashing around thy keyboard, soiled by thine own bodily secretions...

AA: Eugh!

AA: It makes me sick!

AT: Wait, what?

AT: What HOLE are you TALKING about?

AA: Don't try to deflect, wretch. I've been told all about thy leaky little meat spigots.

AT: Is this conversation still about menstruating?

AT: I'm so fucking confused.

AT: I know your kind GREEDILY guzzle RANCID SLUDGE from the SEAFLOOR for SUSTENANCE, but I MUST admit... even I'M impressed by your ability to SPEW IT OUT INSTEAD.

AT: You know WHAT, I'm getting a CHART. Your ignorance SHAMES ME.

AA: Hell the fuck nay.

AA: Ugh! She was right about you lot.

AA: You're all dirty strumpets who lust for any opportunity to parade around thy FILTHY abused holes!!

AT: You could NEVER understand our BOLD beauty.

AT: LIFE is about MORE than HOLES, it's about the PERFECT PHALANX of three MEN, sharing their warmth and BRAVING all TESTS of reality.

AT: Hand in hand and in another hand, a trifecta of pure structural STRENGTH.

AT: I almost feel sorry for you... your ILK will never know the BLESSED SWELL of a FERTILE belly filled with VIRILE MASCULINE LOVE.

AA: Are you actually crazy??

AT: You DUMB BITCH.

AA: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

AA: WOW!

AA: How could I have gone so long without knowing how amazing the hormone-crazed ramblings of a bleeder could be??

AA: Too rich!

AA: This is all far too rich!!

AA: @gavageCunctation Look at this!!

AA: No jest, black liquid joy is actually leaking from my voyorbs right now.

AA: Doth thou realize everyone can read every disgustingly lurid word you type??

AT: And they CHEER my VICTORY.

AT: Even NOW, your BRAVADO CRUMBLES.

AT: BEHOLD!

AT: The sight of a TRUE ALPHA MALE, backed by a BATTALION of his TWO BOYS.

AT: The BEST fucking boys in the WORLD.

AA: I've never heard such silent cheers!

AA: This is the famed satyrical camaraderie?

AA: In our culture, unanswered cries are but a call to action.

AA: We are ever faithful (to a fault) but it appears thy "boys" lack faith in thee.

AA: Thou hath been left not only hopeless, but helpless and homieless!

AA: How sad it is they'd rather faff about with a silly game than help one of their own!

AA: It is sad isn't it?

AA: Quite sad!

AT: LEARN OTHER WORDS.

AT: Wait.

AT: So they ARE playing?

AT: Alright, witch... what DO you know, then?

AA: Well.

AA: I'm waiting for the call.

AT: <==O

AT: <=>=D

AA: Point that wretched thing elsewhere, lecherous freak.

AT: I ADMIT, you SALTY BEAST... you HAD ME on the ROPES.

AT: But am I to UNDERSTAND... that by your OWN admission...

AT: You ALSO have NO IDEA what's going on right now?

AA: I have plenty of ideas.

AT: Any CORROBORATION of those ideas?

AT: By, say.

AT: ANY of your FAITHFUL FRIENDS?

AT: ...

AT: NOTHING to say?

AT: ... OH, HOW RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AT: WELL,

CC: OMGGG SHADDAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CC: A BAJILLION LINES OF CRAPOLLA!!

CC: TAKE A HINT U 2!!!!!!

CC: WEREEEEE FREAKIN BIZEEEEEEEEE~H!!!!

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AA: BAHAHAHAAAAA!!

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