Too bad none of that is true.
You are actually known as DEL'FI, WHO ACHES TO BE, a solid name paired with a title that never ceases to embarrass you. The moon's rays don't penetrate this deep, but the tides churn endlessly, even down here, a fitting calendar for a nymph of this FORSAKEN ABYSS.
You love a whole lot of fun stuff like REVIEWING SATYRICAL ANIME ON YOUR BLOG, scavenging through the ruins of a drowned city from a LAND YOU'LL NEVER GET TO SEE, BOY'S LOVE, and brewing DEADLY POTIONS.
You have a SWORN DUTY tied to your DESTINY which you also don't care much for. When you aren't taking care of your copious amount of CHORES, which includes MURDERING AND MAIMING DROVES OF COVETOUS CRONES along with OVERSEEING THE SLEEPING GIANT, you are left with copious amounts of ALONE TIME.
You fill that time by CATFISHING unsuspecting surfacedwellers, SCAMMING and HOAXING and HACKING with your intricate SATYRSONA. This provides you with endless amusement, and the vicarious experience of being PART OF THEIR WORLD. Because of this, you tend to spend a lot of time on various online chatrooms.
Your nagtag is cloisteredConnoisewer and you speak in teh dignified dialectz of yore, so cyuuuuu~tes \(//.^)/
What will you do?
