GOOD HEAVENS WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT?

This imposing asshole is Honeyfall's own mascot, SENATAUR WINNIEFRED STICKYPAW. Who, obviously to anyone alive in the world, should not exist. Unfortunately, it's impossible to ignore the fact that he does. This nasty fuck is one of the few remaining SATANIMALS not sequestered off from polite society, and the only one you've ever had the profound displeasure of meeting. He tends to get out like this once or twice a lap, occasionally taking some lives and often wrecking your beautiful campus. It's tragic, but it's also a school tradition implemented 200 laps ago so there's no way that's ever going to end.