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AG: Heyyyyyyyy, took you Long Enough!

GC: hi.

AG: ... yeah, hi?

AG: Welcome 8ack!

AG: Are you done Killing Monsters?

GC: i don't know...

AG: Wrong Answer!

AG: You're gonna have to kill a Whole lot more!

AG: 8ut it's good to finally talk.

GC: ha ha ha wow alright...!

GC: i'm sorry for acting weird. talking to you like this is a little crazy for me...

AG: It's okay.

AG: Sorry I said your Head was weird earlier.

GC: it's okay i know my head's normal.

GC: do you mind if i ask you some questions...?

AG: Weeeeeeeell, depends on how many.

AG: We don't got All Day!

GC: i only have two.

GC: one is weird though so...

AG: I can handle a Little weird.

AG: Lay em on me.

GC: why are you using the adamantGriftress handle?

AG: Oh, were you messaging me on the other one?

AG: I guess I just outgrew it!

AG: Didn't feel it suited me anymore.

GC: wow.

GC: way back when AA told me you'd only respond if i messaged you on this account i honestly thought she was being just weird and annoying and bizarre as usual but i might have to pay her an apology...!

GC: ugh wait nevermind i can't ever let her know that listening to her actually paid off.

GC: ok sorry im rambling can i ask you the weird question, vriska?

AG: Shoot.

GC: what's it like in the cartoon world?

AG: Wow, you already know a8out that?

GC: heh well, you could say i know a thing or two about that...

AG: I have to say, you and TC seem A Lot less surprised to talk to us than I was expecting!

AG: Sort of anticlimactic?

AG: We kind of figured you guys would 8e completely in the dark.

AG: 8asically hapless sitting ducks without us.

GC: i mean we might not measure up to your standards but me and my friends love us a lil chaos.

AG: Yeah, I can see that!

AG: You 8lew that horse thing's head Smooth Off!

GC: ha ha ha... you were watching...? omg...

AG: It must have said something to Really Upset you 8ecause, like... what a way to Go.

AG: I guess it was Quick?

AG: Honestly I had to look away.

GC: not really what i'd consider quick, with all due respect lol.

GC: this new wand has kind of been throwing me off...

GC: Beam Of Death usually arranges a speedy meeting with the cousin of sleep but he just got really really really sick and then exploded.

GC: and i'm glad he blew up when he did, it was starting make me feel bad ha ha...

GC: i'll get the hang of my spells again once we're in the game though lol don't worry.

AG: I'll hold you to that!

AG: On that subject, I'm glad you're done 8lowing up monsters 8ecause as I'm sure TC mentioned to you, we have a Lot of Game to get to!

AG: And I know he was 8eing Super Gentlemanly a8out letting you t8ke your time getting set up 8ut we are sort of Seriously On The Clock!

GC: yeah i'm shifting into speed mode right now...

AG: Is that a thing you guys do?

AG: Like, a Squiddle Thing?

AG: Never actually watched that show.

GC: what is squiddles?

AG: Some 8ullshit cartoon my mom liked.

AG: Sorry for kind of indirectly calling you 8ullshit just now.

GC: nah it's ok i don't give a fuck... i'm bullshit adjacent.

AG: That's Cool!

AG: So what's like, your guys' Deal?

AG: You're seadwellers?

GC: yup, mostly.

AG: Right.

AG: And you all Kill monsters a lot I guess?

GC: from time to time...

AG: Alright...!

AG: Um,

AG: You're a girl nymph right?

GC: what do you mean?

AG: Haha sorry I know that's a pretty 8lunt way of asking.

AG: I know if someone asked me that I'd lay them Right Out, 8ut it feels #Unwoke to assume.

AG: Can nymphs even 8e girls?

AG: Do you have that here?

GC: lol vriska, yes all girls are nymphs...

AG: All of them?

GC: yerp.

AG: Wow! So there's Never Even 8een a 8oy nymph before?

GC: nope...

GC: oh actually no, there was one.

AG: Oh damn, what happened to Him?

GC: i just killed him a bit ago, you were watching...

AG: W8, that was a Person????????

AG: What the hell!

GC: nooo lol it's chill, i've euthologized nymphs before i so didn't really mind doing it.

AG: I meant for It!

AG: Him.

AG: Him? Him.

GC: he asked for it...

GC: honestly it's my bad for putting it off all this time.

GC: but i'm a busy nymph, you know what i mean...?

AG: What, he's just 8een sitting down there Asking you to Kill Him?

GC: pretty much.

GC: i got decent at ignoring it, with all my slimes and whatnot...

GC: sometimes it was hard to tell if it was him psychically wailing "kill me" down there or if it was just me thinking it, ha ha.

AG: That sounds Fucking misera8le.

GC: girl, you don't know the half of it... lmfao...

GC: what's funny is it turns out that guy was actually famous?

GC: this whole time i thought the narwhal was some ancient loud annoying granny but it turns out he was never even a granny at all...

GC: he was like.

GC: a male grandma...

GC: i know it sounds crazy lol.

GC: but i'm burying the lede here because what i found out is...!

GC: the narwhal...! is...!! the uninymph...!!!

GC: i mean was.

GC: ha ha ha wait i just remembered my maroon hg told me this a while back but we all largely ignore what she says so...

AG: ... wow.

AG: Who????????

GC: right, you're not big on non-vriska history lol.

GC: so basically there was this prophecy foretold about a nymph with a horn whos death was supposed to bring misfortune to everyone around him and also end the whole world right. so the council of high prophets had people looking all over and under every ocean for this uninymph but nobody could ever find them and then like out of nowhere some satyrs came and told the council where he was and they were like he'd been living with them at some satyr monk school or whatever them shits are called and when they got there they say he was basically just straight up full on satyr like hooves tail hair the whole shebang and then they hauled his ass back no pun intended locked him up and kept him pumped full of ink to keep him alive forever i guess and he did NOT like that shit so we all honor his noble sacrifice and i think that's pretty much it...

GC: and then i killed him.

GC: AA could explain it better than me...

GC: ha ha maybe i should ask for her interpretation of the legend rn... brb.

AG: NO! Wow, No.

AG: That's nice 8ut No, we have a Lot of work to get to if we're gonna get you out of here in One Piece and I don't think there's a lot of Time to W8ste 8la88ering a8out some old guy whose Head you Violently Exploded.

GC: you're right...!

GC: wow vriska i am hyped...!!!

AG: You should 8e!

AG: It's gonna 8e a Hell of a ride, Ly'lac, and I can't pretend I'm not a little nervous a8out it myself, 8ut you guys are in good hands!

AG: We've studied this kind of thing 8asically all our lives, don't worry.

AG: And I've got a little 8it of a Sneaky 8ce up my Sleeve!

GC: ha ha yes!

GC: vriska's classic ace up her sleeve...

AG: 8ut for Simplicity's Sake, we can keep it to just the 8asics for Now.

AG: For starters, check this out:

-- adamantGriftress [AG] sent a file Oper8ion_Ri88it_Revolution.jpg --

AG: Entry's gonna 8e a piece of cake!

AG: And TC seems to Really know what he's doing, so you should 8e good to go in No Time.

AG: ........ hey, do you think he'd Mind if I called him 8o8o like You do?

GC: ha ha well, that's kind of our thing but i guess it could be cool for the three of us!

GC: and you could call me ly'ly...!

GC: yeah!

GC: as soon as bo'bo wakes up it's party time!

AG: Yeah!!!!!!!!

AG: That's the Spirit!

AG: W8,

AG: W8kes Up?

GC: ha yeah he's out like a light.

AG: HE'S WH8?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

AG: Oh my GOD, HE IS.

AG: HE'S NOT W8KING UP!

AG: Ly'lac, that's SOOOOOOOO 8AD!

GC: he's probably fine...

GC: you wouldn't know it from all that junk he's on lol but he's actually the image of good health.

AG: Oh my God.

AG: We put the Game on your 8rand New Computer!

AG: We're ON THE CL8CK!

AG: Fuck!!!!!!!!

GC: is that bad...?

AG: IT'S REALLY, REALLY 8AD, LY'LAC!

AG: He's supposed to 8e your Server Player!

AG: Okay, FUCK, I have to Figure this Out. Talk to some People.

AG: Ughhhhhhhh!

AG: Alright, it was gr8 to meet you, 8ut Listen Up:

AG: Stay RIGHT THERE.

GC: yes ma'am.

AG: Seriously, DO NOT MOVE.

GC: i won't ever move...

AG: Okay well get READY to move, 8ut Don't move right Now.

GC: i won't ever move until it's time for me to move.

AG: Right.

AG: Shit, Okay, we can Fix This!

AG: Ly'lac, again, gr8 to meet you!

GC: omg really...?

AG: Seriously!

AG: It's all gonna 8e okay!

AG: We will NOT let you die!

GC: thank you! :D