Jake: Enjoy movie night.

GT: Ready for movie night my cantankerous little cretin?

CG: YOU KNOW IT DUDE.

CG: JUST FINISHING UP A BIT OF A PARALLEL PLAY WRITING WORKSHOPPING WITH DAVE.

CG: I'M KIND OF... IN THE ZONE? (:<B

GT: Dude.

GT: That is just excellent you know how much i love the zone. Youve got such a way with it haha.

GT: That kind of creative juice flow is almost wasted on the printed word i think you better get that big brain over on down here so we can deconstruct this frankly excellent adam sandler movie the wedding singer which i think youre going to be quite...

GT: taken by. ;)

CG: FAT FUCKING CHANCE ABOUT THAT WHEN IT'S COMING FROM THE LESSER HUMAN SANDLER.

GT: Okay dude dont be an ignorant cock about adam sandler. Hes got hidden depths and is actually quite handsome and worth your attention.

GT: Youll see!

GT: Oh how youll see.

CG: IF IT'S ANYTHING LIKE THAT BANAL PUKEFEST HAPPY GILMORE I MIGHT PREEMPTIVELY PUT MY GANDERBULBS OUT TO AVOID EVER SEEING AGAIN.

CG: EVERY PASSING MEMORY OF THAT EMOTIONALLY FLATLINED CADAVER OF A FILM EARNS A NONCOMITTAL DRY HEAVE, MADE ALL THE MORE BITTER BY THE FACT THAT THE ONLY LIFE IN IT WAS A PALTRY CALIGINOUS FLIRTATION NEUTERED BY ARBITRARY HUMAN HOMOPHOBIA.

GT: Trust that ive prioritized your specific inclinations with this next one even though i do stand by the fact that happy g is a laugh out loud.

CG: NO, IT IS ACTUALLY BAD AND IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME YOU KNOW THAT. IT WAS NOT EVEN LITERALLY ONE LAUGH OUT LOUD. I WILL WRESTLE THE TRUTH INTO YOU MYSELF IF I HAVE TO.

GT: Zooks karkat anything that takes such an enormous amount of effort and resources could never be that bad even if it does make light of senior citizen abuse.

GT: And anyways i like it because it makes me think of you.

GT: Sorry we cant all be the conductor of the disorient express chugging along on a frankly ridiculous transeurasian locomotive journey of self loathing.

CG: WELL THAT'S YOUR FIRST MISTAKE, ISN'T IT?

GT: I shant back down and ill have ya know that the view from this side of the tracks is much kinder.

CG: YUCK!

CG: BUT WHATEVER. I GUESS SINCE TROLL SANDLER NEVER MADE THE MOVIE THERE'S AT LEAST SOME NOVELTY IN IT, EVEN IF THE ROMANTIC DYNAMICS ARE PRETTY MUCH INEVITABLY GOING TO BE WAY MORE DUMBED DOWN.

GT: Well lets say if its not dumb enough for you i can surely muster an exhaustive explanation.

CG: YOU SILLY FUCKER, I AM ABOUT TO SCHOOLFEED YOU TO A LEVEL OF COGNITION EVEN YOU WEREN'T AWARE YOU WERE CAPABLE OF WHEN WE GET DONE WITH THIS MOVIE.

GT: Wouldnt have it any other way you scholarly little freak.

GT: By the by bro i know that this is a group shindig but seeing as how dave is always so busy with his perplexing script tomfoolery and never has time for you and your needs dont feel at all bad about shimmying down here on your lonesome and leaving the ol ball and chain behind i really wont mind or care.

GT: Twirls my double pistols and winks like the absolute fucking dickens.

CG: HAHA HE DOES GET REALLY WRAPPED UP IN HIS SCRIPTS DOESN'T HE.

CG: IT'S SO CUTE.

GT: >:B

CG: I'LL BE THERE SOON, DON'T WORRY!

GT: You still coming bro?

CG: DUDE.

CG: SO SORRY.

CG: BE THERE IN AN HOUR.

CG: OR TWO.

CG: *SORRY*!!!!!