dear jake,
it's been a while! hope you've been doing well.
sometimes i catch your show when i'm down stairs, congrats on that by the way. must be a dream come true! you did like television too, right? or was that jane? oops.
i forget most of the time i genetically got my taste from you, ha ha. truthfully, i'm not sure the last time i even watched a movie. they've just felt like too much work, i guess. i hope you're still watching though, between all the filming and famous people parties.
i always appreciated what a fun guy you were, a part of me really thinks if i was up to it we could have been pretty good friends! but another part of me remembers how hard it was being close to you. like, physically, it was kind of unbearable watching everyone clown on you constantly and you taking it. i know you are committed to being the "upmost gentleman," but i don't think that means doing what everybody wants you to all the time.
seriously, that sounds less like being noble and more like a butler that never gets paid. anyways, sorry, i don't mean to crap all over you during our heart felt goodbye. but it bothers me you don't seem to believe in yourself, dude. and that is why before i leave i want you to know that even if you got pretty down right fucking impolite one of these days, i think that would be ok!
your friends might even appreciate you for it, you never know. and if they don't, then tell them i said they can deal with it!!! (even roxy ha ha).
best of luck to you,
john.
