This is your MOBILE FARSPHERE. FARSPHERES work similar enough to a computer and is the preferred method of Othernet web browsing for sea dwelling nymphs such as yourself; as they are technically not supposed to be on the Uppernet.
Sadly, yours is absolutely loaded with SCRYWARE. Those CRACKED FILES did exactly what they said they'd do.
Now it can only receive messages, which makes an excellent excuse for blowing people off.
