What, that? That's not a conspiracy board. That's THE PLAN.
You shouldn't even really be showing this off, but it's such a thing of beauty... you guess it couldn't hurt to give a sneak preview. After all, it'll be in the history books one day!
THE PLAN is your finest work; a living, breathing monument to your present and future greatness. It's a maelstrom of details, machinations, contingencies, persons of interest, coffee ceremonies... it accounts for just about any and every eventuality, in pursuit of what you and your closest friends always deserved: POWER.
The next big milestone comes in about a lap: your graduation from gymnasikkou to the HONEY-TIER FRATERNITY of your dreams, ALPHA ALPHA ALPHA. If you don't get in, you are going to seriously wig the fuck out. But of course you're going to get in.
From there, it’s on to becoming a chapter daimyo, then the fraternity’s shogun, then a senataur, onto chairing a committee or two, and then, FINALLY, Grand Prancellor, but... you’re getting ahead of yourself. One step at a time.
