Fine! Jeez.
You activate your SECRETARIAT fetch modus, CLOPPY.
SECRETARIAT modus is a rare privilege, for a rare man. A state of the art artificial intelligence gifted to all cohort captains. Rather than deal with the menial trivialities of managing one's own inventory, high value males such as yourself utilize CLOPPY to do the filing for them, leaving ample time for nobler and higher pursuits.
You instruct CLOPPY to captchalogue STEPHEN'S TOOTH. You're sick of looking at it.