Oh god, go back to the present.

Looks like the coffee's just about done. But you know better than to drink it ungarnished like some kind of geed. Perish the thought. You may be a hard man, but you're a hard man of CULTURE. You need to spruce up this juice with some MILK and HONEY if you're going to have even the slightest hope of soothing the raging tempest that is your psyche.