FUCK YOU!

GC: hey girl...

GC: guess what.

CC: chicken butt

GC: shut up im being serious...

CC: srsly?

GC: yes.

GC: i need you sitting down before i hit you with this...

GC: this is major.

CC: i'm sat

GC: also before i get into this you need to swear on your ink and gristle you won't snitch to the maroon goon...

GC: this information will cause her to flip out and among my rankings of nymphs i need flipping out she is in dead last.

CC: ZOMGWTFBBQ??

GC: i dont know what that says... o-----*

GC: but it feels like you are not appreciating how real i am being with you right now. o----*

CC: ruh roh!

CC: the bombs are comin out!

CC: hold onto ur hineys!!!

GC: o---*

CC: oh shoot

CC: oki i am fr at attention now

CC: solemn

CC: and earnest

CC: and quite frankin grave

GC: that's what im fucking talking about...

CC: (//.^)/

GC: [\-,-]\ you gotta prommy.

CC: i promise

GC: um... wheres my prommy?

CC: kys ROFL

GC: o--*

CC: OK OK ON WITH IT!!!

GC: you were in my dream.

CC: wut.

GC: like sleeping...

GC: girl i know you know what a dream is.

CC: *rolls eyes* duh i mean U dreamt?

CC: when did u start doing that???

GC: since today i guess...

GC: it was so odd.

GC: there was all these shaded figures and purple towers...

GC: you were in one of them, just sleeping.

GC: there was some satyr in one of them too...

GC: also uh, some other thing.

GC: idk i didn't get a great look at it...

GC: btw in the dream i flew up to the towers without wings or anything.

GC: and then i looked out into the huge void and it was full of like...

GC: these ginormous freaky weird ass things that spoke into my mind.

GC: and then that damn narwhal showed up again and i woke up...

CC: and then wut

GC: girl and then nothing i woke up.

CC: and then...??

GC: and then i built a computer out of slime and messaged you?

CC: mang................. (//_.)

GC: ???

CC: u were so serious about dis i thought liiiiike...

GC: what.

CC: idk liek u and da TC fellow may have started tying knots n such...

GC: WHAT?????????????

CC: pure sweet innocent darling cutey pie princess ly'lac

CC: i could jus EAT U UP

CC: NOM NOM NOM

GC: o-*

CC: \(//3<)/ *glomps*

-- gavageCunctation's [GC's] computer popped. --

CC: rip

CC: drama queen

-- gavageCunctation's [GC's] computer was reassembled. --

GC: do not fuck with me right now.

CC: sowwy

GC: i tell you about my crazy ass dream and you dgaf at all???

CC: was it rly tht crazy

GC: yes? flying through the air, giant alien creatures, psychic messages and shizz?

CC: is dat not everyday stuff. . . ?

GC: well.

GC: ok wait what the fuck...

GC: shes messaging me.