Seafoam Nymph: Respond to Maroon Nymph.

AA: Hi.

CC: haaaaiii

CC: wats da haps sista sista

AA: Ugh.

AA: It may please thee to know I just got off the orb with a satyr.

CC: oh for realziez?

CC: I may be pleased.

AA: Unfortunately, it will subsequently displease thee to know that now everything is terrible, possibly forever.

CC: lololol you and lylac are sooooooooo dramatic its honestly adorbz

CC: werent u jus kickin ur feet squeeing about babz first dream, why is ur bean so freakled?

AA: Feh...

AA: Someday thee will understand that happiness is fleeting in this world of false expectations.

AA: All that truly remains is fate's furious fist.

AA: Forever punching this poor kindly nymph down, down, DOWN.

CC: grl u sound like lylac soooo bad rn rofl

CC: wat i wanna know is who u were yappin w

CC: waz it my boyo CT? hes p kyuuuuu~te rite?

AA: Absolutely not.

AA: He is tied for the worst, most unfortunate one.

AA: No, it was the impetuous "TC" with whom I had the displeasure of exchanging displeasantries.

CC: now why the freak did u go and do that?

AA: I was doing a favor for a friend!

AA: As I am wont to do, I'll have thee know!

AA: And yet, for my kindly deeds, I've been punished in unceremonious fashion.

AA: Punished and USURPED!!!

CC: get surped

AA: THIS IS SERIOUS.

AA: He...

AA: He spoke prophecy. <8{<:(

AA: I've spent so many turns biding my time, leveraging advantageous ambiguity with the utmost temperance so as not to upset the delicate unfolding of events and for what?

AA: To play right into the grotesquely muscled hooves of that conniving wretch!

CC: i git hes sposed to b this cryptic supergenius but dont u think u might b overreacting a itty bitty bit

CC: liek i doubt he even believes in divinity and alldat jazz

CC: waz he talkin apocalypse?

CC: gurl waz he talking poc

AA: In a sense... though our conversation stayed confined to the particulars of the upcoming game.

CC: o okie so this is all just bby frygames and not my prob

CC: phew! *stops giving a crumb about all ur bellyachin*

AA: Thou hand over that crumb at once!

CC: *looks inside wallet and wat will ya know there's not a single crumb left to spare for ur brokey subcutaneous mass*

CC: *oh wait it just so happens that i got ONE crumb left...!*

CC: *OH NOEZ!*

CC: *a sudden swish of undersea current has swept it rite out of my purse and off into the inky black never to be seen againe....*

CC: i guess its gone forever

AA: Then let thee be forsaken, because this is OUR problem.

AA: He mentioned you too, whelp.

CC: lolz *pees* so scawy

AA: Do not pee.

AA: Though it is indeed scary, considering thy name was mentioned, by him (by name.)

AA: Instead of that awful alias thou chose, I might add.

CC: *le facepalm*... grl

CC: way to bury da dang lede (//_-)

AA: It wasn't beyond me that this might be of no small interest to thee, but in my defense, my own suffering takes precedent.

AA: I assure thee, however, he did not hear it from either Ly'lac or I.

AA: Even if it would bring me untold happiness to see thee embrace thy true name, lovely as it is, rather than continue to besmirch thyself with that twisted surface moniker.

AA: "Sic prankz," be damned.

AA: OH how I care for thee, despite thine odd and concerning ways.

CC: ok ya focus chica

CC: wat did he say

CC: XACTLY?

AA: He foretold I'd be last in the order of entrance!

AA: Not only proactively gatekeeping me from the coveted position of Ly'lac's guide, but foiling my schemes to shut these undesirables out completely in one fell swoop!

AA: All we had to do was enter right after one another and when the time came, you would connect to Ly'lac instead of one of those nobodies, closing the loop and ensuring our victory.

AA: Devilishy clever, yes?

CC: ya ur like the smartest prettiest best lil acolyte ever no matter wat anyone says

CC: n the part abt me?

AA: He said thou should be expecting a message soon, more than likely from thy benefactor.

CC: from whomst?

AA: That bastard said "she'll find out soon", but obviously it won't be me, so who cares!

CC: hmm~! ic

AA: This is all so wretched...

AA: All I wanted was to enjoy a fun game with my friends as fate crescendos about us.

AA: Instead, I'm left ignored, irrelevant, hounded by the Archmage and her atrocious golem, AND I forgot how to mute that stupid groupchat so I'm stuck getting notifications everytime the ugly grey blowhard says anything.

AA: Why is life so hard... why is everything so shit?

CC: wrow ive never seen ur jimmies so wrastled liek this b4

CC: pick ur dome up bby lets just do sumthing about it

AA: There's nothing to be done... it has been written, so it must be...

CC: *pinches ur buccal blubber HARD*

CC: stop crying!!!

AA: I'm not crying. I was never crying.

AA: I'm lamenting.

CC: (//_-)

AA: I'm wallowing in the miasma of my melancholia.

CC: *pets ur pointy head*

CC: dis DOES got me thinking...

CC: i was always mad curious wat his deal w lyly was

CC: but now that purple nurple is rooting around my personal deets liek a hungry lil truthhog

CC: i got suspishies...

AA: Suspicions?

CC: oh man

CC: oh man OH MAN

CC: this... could b bad

AA: What?

AA: What is it?

AA: What could be bad?

CC: nah ur already stressed out mang

CC: idek if u could handle it

CC: this ... this is real bad

AA: Huh???

CC: IM SCARED

AA: TALK TO ME!!!!

CC: OH IM SO SCARED

CC: okie. ill tell ya

CC: do u know... what a harem is?

AA: Oh hell nay.

AA: I swear to you, by all the moons, I will never let this happen.

CC: but u said it urself

CC: degen or no its prophecy

CC: if kisses be written so must kisses be given

CC: badda bing... badda boom... (//_;)

AA: NAY...

CC: poor pure innocent sweet lylac... shes already so tangled up in his twisted schemes she wont have a clue waddah heck is even happening until its too late

CC: n lil ole me...

CC: i say a lot of silly, weird stuff but i dont want this

CC: not like this

CC: IM A GOOD GRL I SWEAR

AA: I KNOW THIS. I KNOW THIS LIKE IT IS MINE OWN FLESH.

CC: ILL DO BETTER I WONT WRITE OR READ NONE OF THAT DIGUSTINGNESS ANYMORE

CC: SO PLS PLS PLEASE DONT LET HIM GET ME

CC: HALP!!!!!

AA: I WILL REDIRECT THE VERY TIDES THEMSELVES IF I MUST...

AA: TO USHER FORTH A NEW PROPHECY. WHERE NOTHING BAD EVER BEFALLS THEE.

CC: IM ONLY A TEENY LITTLE FLOWER I DONT WANT TO GET PLUCKED

CC: I DONT WANT TO BE TURNED OUT!!!

AA: Turned OUT?

AA: LIKE INSIDE OUT????????

CC: PROBABLY!

AA: BY THE NINE!!!!!

CC: *faints*

AA: I'm trembling with rage, the schemes are flying through my mind.

CC: *reaches out weakly towards u from where u r ignorin me on da ground* im feel so cold...

AA: *Falls to my knees and swaddles thee in my tendrils.*

CC: *is hold*

CC: aw yus

AA: .... Yes.

AA: Yes, I see....

CC: wut do u c

CC: its so dark... (//.x)

AA: It's all clear to me now.

AA: I was so caught up in my own bullfish I completely forgot I've already thwarted him BAHAHA!

AA: She just needs to open that last present and we'll be free from his conniving.

AA: Wait...

CC: (//3o) ?

AA: What?