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SILAS: We weren't simpatico, exactly. Barely friends. Just, you know, the sort of fella you hang around when your mom drags you to a fundraiser.

SILAS: And she's busy cutting a rug with some oil magnate.

SILAS: And your pa is chatting up the recently widowed heir to the company that makes the lids that go on jelly jars.

SILAS: That sort of friend.

AVRIL: oh yeah, #relatable.

SILAS: Anyhow, he was always just there, and I was there. And we were the only people our age. Makes sense we'd say how do you do.

SILAS: Even if he ain't the easiest guy to talk with.

IMODE: Well yeah, he's a 👩‍🍳

IMODE: Ugh there's no Crocker emoji, it's copyrighted.

SILAS: Wasn't really that, if I'm honest.

SILAS: Just a bit...timid. Hesitatin' when he talked, and I'm forthright to a fault, that's what people say.

SILAS: He'd never say what he meant, he'd just wait for you to understand, and he wouldn't ask for a thing if he wanted it, he'd wait for you to guess what it was.

SILAS: As if I'm like to beat him round the head just for him askin' to pass the salt.

AVRIL: if jane crocker was my mom id probably be scared to ask for the salt too #unwokemoms

IMODE: Oh come on. He's richer than a 🤴

IMODE: Money makes up for a shitty 🏡 life.

SILAS: If you say so.

AVRIL: well, dont look at me for #firsthandaccounts

AVRIL: i dont know famous people like you do, i have to get my gossip the old fashioned way. #online

AVRIL: and speaking of #gossip

AVRIL: are we just going to pretend that shit with the witch and the seer didnt go down while we were listening because