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CT: *The Mountain dropkicks his newest chapter in their shared saga through Dagger's window, shattering the stained glass into an aerosolized spray of shrapnel. Light dances refracted kaleidoscopically through the silicone mist and, as the lethal powder billows through his room, Dagger finds the sunbeams it casts twisted into the sparkling shape of a big fat middle finger right on his forehead.*
CT: suck down those fumes and succumb to the screed
CT: massive alveolar hemorrhage is a small price to pay for this PRIMO PROSE
CC: oh shoooooooooooooooot!
CC: well ain't this a tastee treat so unexpectedly dropped on mine stable stoop
CC: resist waz futile i shee
CT: huhuhuhuhu
CT: as you know the mountains will is ironclad against most temptations
CT: but to ignore the churning storm of inspiration beating at his brainbits just does not sit right brother
CT: it does not sit right one bit
CC: frlsies
CC: thats how u git backed up breh
CT: precisely!
CT: and you know how the mountain loathes to be held back
CT: the wise masters always say one must unburden himself of these facilitative day delusions lest he fall to the monkeytaur mind disease
CC: not to mentchies
CC: even da purest iron
CC: bends wit sum heat
CC: *wiggles mah thick unruly manbrows*
CT: OH YES
CT: no truer words ever once fucking uttered brother mine
CT: *The Mountain chuckles under his breath as you continue to rigorously fan the flames of indulgence.*
CC: *throws gas or sum hay or whateva to make it a big freak fireball*
CC: feel da buuuuuuuu~rn!!!!!!
CT: *As embers surround The Mountain from all angles he comes to realize that the burn is inescapable and he couldn't not feel it even if he wanted to, an all-consuming embrace of nature and destruction licking at his legs so passionately it kind of hurts a little?*
CC: brudder ur cookin!!!!!!!!!!
CC: *SZZZZZZZZZZL* *POP*
CT: oh fuck!
CT: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CC: jddhvsjdkhfsa
CC: u r so silly
CT: do not be mistaken
CT: this is deadly serious bub
CT: no other way about it this firestorm is fully awakened
CT: take responsibility wont you and deliver aid to our evolving tapestry of misfortune and ecstasy?
CT: AID THE MOUNTAIN
CC: ofc!!!!
CC: but first ting first (//3-)
CC: wut happened w the surprise?
CT: well nothing
CT: absolutely nothing of note happened at all
CT: it is locked and loaded if you want to peruse though?
CC: YUP!!!!!!!!!
-- championsTirade [CT] sent a file TheFaceofPower.pny --CC: breh
CC: mah internal temp is rising over average
CC: i dun feel so gewd *succmbs to the hawtness*
CC: *swoooooooooooo~ns*
CT: daw
CT: you never fail to flatter dagger
CT: but the gravest question yet remains
CT: is it... hardcore?
CC: dood... you lewk double dang DASTARDLY here
CT: phew! *Wipes a meager droplet of sweat off his cranium, all previous, encroaching doubts waved away in one instance.*
CC: he's gonna luv it
CT: sure ok
CT: anyways time to get down to the "biznasty" as you say
CC: hmmmm
CC: *looks at u real hard*
CT: *The Mountain is confused why you would examine him so critically when he's said nothing concerning at all.*
CT: *He looks down to check if his shirt has ripped open once again.*
CC: *ignores ur slutty bait n looks INTO UR SOUL*
CC: whahappen? wat he do?
CT: *Looks away, abashed at the memory of that sorry exchange.*
CC: oh noes
CC: he went and vented at you about that snobby derp again huh?
CT: bo is not a derp
CT: the derp is the guy caked in disgraceful facepaint wearing comically large pants and continually flipping the fuck out like some rodeo assclown
CT: and who might that be you ask?
CT: oh yeah its fucking derp mountain
CC: *pins back my fluffy ears cause dis bulltaurcrap me hearing rn*
CC: dood unrighteous dawgin on urself so unrighteously?
CC: ur gonna make me cry
CC: is u gewd?
CT: *Siiiiiighs.*
CT: the mountain is fine
CT: just
CT: there are many hefty boulders both figuratively and literally weighing on him today
CC: bad nightmare again?
CC: or cuz of the coach?
CT: erm
CT: mostly the coach
CT: because seriously where the fuck is he?
CT: the mountain cant help but get all kinds of presentimental about it
CT: like what if the ole goat is already here
CT: waiting to bring down the hammer and prank this sorry ass to kingdom come
CC: booooooooooooo!
CC: pls murder him alrdy
CT: what like in mountains own dorm?
CT: where the mountain chills?
CT: hell no
CT: its not like its truly his fault its what the fans want
CT: they feed off blood and memes
CT: nobody to blame but the hordes for that
CC: *sees wut u mean*
CC: *kills da millions*
CT: *Rolls around in glee as the blood tides wash over us. Oh, the blood. Beautiful blood.*
CT: but whatever the mountain is letting the anticipation get to him
CT: chances are that guy needed to stop to catch his breath