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CT: the mountain will hear from him sooner than later doubtless

CT: and when he does these puddles of fortitude will be witnessed

CT: anyways enough about this guy

CT: *The Mountain redirects his attention, using his superior eye muscles to turn the examination tables back onto you.*

CC: *eeps* le me? (//,@;)

CT: le YOU

CT: how is life treating the one and only dagger

CC: dare sayeth i am lil chafed

CT: GASP

CC: i knoes supes sad

CC: swollen to high heaven

CC: n need of an oilin from sum upstandin bronco

CC: *wonk*

CT: HUHUHUHUHUHU

CC: srsly doh

CC: ig i did wanna ask

CC: u havent heard from TC have u?

CT: not since he dropped his missive

CT: cue ATs shitting fit

CC: ofc

CC: every1s panties r always sooooo~o twisted bc of that guy

CC: he says play n they all start falling over themselves hiney first

CT: well one can understand such a panty predicament

CT: time and time again that brotherfucker has proven to be tuned into a most mysterious majesty

CT: he moves incomprehensible

CT: and for a project to hold his attention this long? thats nothing short of next level

CC: *rolls mah 2 v normal eye balls*

CT: so you wont be playing?

CC: probs not unless one of these suckas actually asks me to

CT: *The Mountain nods, knowing exactly what you mean without remembering any of your trio's names.*

CT: youre talking about the lethargic guy right?

CT: the one thats in love with you

CC: *snickers*

CC: maaaaaaa~ybe

CC: dats a bit of an assumption tho aint it?

CT: well the other one is your lackey isnt he?

CC: ROFLMFAO

CC: tru

CC: wbu?

CT: considering he has fuck all to do right now the mountain WAS considering it

CT: itd be pissin on the code to skip out on a best brosephs long awaited momentous occasion

CT: *And conveniently it also serves as an olive branch for one especially rueful monocorn, he mutters under his breath, so low you strain to hear him.*

CC: dood dat guy does NOT need an olive branch

CC: he needs to b enslaved

CT: eruhhhghh

CT: dagger be real you only think that because of his fair mane

CC: no i says dat cuz i want u to b happy

CT: happiness will grace the mountain once he stops writhing in embarrassment after every other conversation with his pointy pal

CT: the day cant come soon enough where we can finally beat the fuck out of eachother and move onwards towards the freedom that twinkles past all this... tormentuous tension

CC: come ooooo~n

CC: yk id neva speak out against u broski

CC: but IMHO?

CC: hurts watchin u actin all betazoned

CT: betazoned dagger do not start with that chudinese right now

CT: dropping an oh so stinky pile of swill into the mountains ears

CT: to earn the position of beta would be a lifetimes honor

CC: *he says crying into the mirror*

CT: *He absolutely does not say that as he is too busy screaming obscenities into the computer screen.*

CC: *reveals im lookin into the future n u r def cryin n poopin ur diapey str8 pwned beta style*

CT: *GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

CT: stop disgracing the mountain you know he was never a diaper boy

CT: his earliest memory was shitting on the floor LIKE A BEAST!!!!!!!

CC: k

CC: i dun mean 2 harp

CC: srsly u is a despicable dirty killer

CC: n dagger is so proud of u

CT: but?

CC: u need to take charge!

CC: U NEED SUBMISSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CT: you talk like the mountain is suckling and slurping at the guys spurs

CC: well

CT: *HMMMRRRRRRRRRRRR.*

CC: ik ish hard!

CC: but heed big bruder dagger

CC: u mays have adopted da dark

CC: but mes

CC: i was borned n it

CC: molded by it

CC: jafeel me?

CT: yeah...

CC: hmhmhm!

CC: n then itll b no contest who the REAL ALPHA in that triad is

CC: sux2bu busybody long haired lordling HACK

CC: HEHEHEHEHE

CC: *stomps him 2 death w mah hooves*

CT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CT: *The Mountain lunges forward to shield TC from the lethal onslaught.*

CC: 2 slooooo~w

CC: *shaves his head*

CC: *takes teeth*

CC: *eats his brains*

CT: STOPSTOPSTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CT: *Uses all the strength in his sculpted arms to reach forward, and get proper purchase on your neck meat.*

CC: oh frick!!!

CT: *There is no earth under your feet now, impudent whelp... you are at the mercy of a true psychopath. He snarls darkly and asks if you can guess what horrors are about to transpire here.*

CC: *g-g-g-g-gulps*

CC: is a goozle huh?

CT: *The Mountain answers not, as he chokeslams you to the ground, squashing the air out of your body.*

CC: GASP

CC: *is takendown*

CC: *but...tis not the end*

CC: *goes 4 da leg sweep*

CT: *Except you don't, as a hand still grips your neck, pinning you helplessly in place. No matter how you writhe and whimper, the hold does not let up. Not even as drool drips from your gaping mouth and tears flood your bulging eyes.*

CC: *frowns cuz ur bein an unfair godmodder*

CT: *Laughs loudly because The Mountain doesn't give a dangling dick what you think is fair, not after you've made him an accomplice to your wicked bad-mouthing.*

CT: *As if he isn't cursed enough.*

CT: *And to think he so stupidly defended your honor earlier, putting his name on the line to back your validity.*

CT: *But any brah that could so readily spit in the face of the brother's code... The Mountain's stomach squelches with rage at the indignity of it.*

CT: *Dread and fury course through his veins at the thought that never once have you sent a picture or gotten on call.*

CT: do you know how embarrassing it will be if swiss is right?

CT: DO YOU KNOW WHAT IM GOING TO DO TO YOU IF IM WRONG