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CC: OK

CC: TIMEOUT

CC: u srs rn?

CC: i told u mang ish a dark spankin prison!

CC: dark and SECRET

CC: the guards will wallop ole dagger if i leak mah identity

CT: *Slams your head over and over and over and over again, all excuses made ineffective as rage overcomes both reason and sympathy for your totally fake circumstances.*

CC: STAUP!!!!!!

CT: you stop!!!! being all coy and playing dumb

CT: if you dont want the mountain to forget you exist forever you better start making sense to him PRONTO

CC: ... *takes deep breath*

CC: okie

CC: mayhaps i havent been totally honest w u

CC: but not because i dun wanna b

CC: i jus cant send a picture

CC: bcuz

CC: im ugly

CT: youre joking

CT: ok goodbye

CC: NO!!!

CC: LISTEN

CC: IM FREAKIN UGLY DOOD

CC: UGGO SUPREME

CC: liek its so bad

CC: when kids see me n da street they DIE

CC: i cant give u a pic of that kind of ugly mug

CC: u r so famous n huge n bootiful

CC: n every1 wants to b ur friend

CC: ur perf

CC: liek licherally perfect

CT: ... hmm

CC: ik it sounds fake

CC: but

CC: the moment u c me

CC: u r gonna realize how different we r

CC: n things wont be the same

CC: which not to b drama cringe

CC: but i cannot handle that

CC: my other friends r gr8 or whateva

CC: but i cant tlk to them

CC: not when theyre stuck chasing each other in cartoon circles all day

CC: not a care in the world

CC: fr ur the only friend i got thats MY friend

CC: and likes all the same things i do

CC: ur my bruder of darkness

CC: my evil twin

CC: thats why im beggin 4 a lil more time b4 takin this leap

CC: plz?

CT: so... you are going to be honest with the mountain eventually, right?

CC: yes!

CT: and... youre not some 30 lap old creep preying on the mountains young innocence?

CC: no!!!!!!!

CC: i promise

CC: full disclosure im closer to... a cple thousand tho

CT: *He bellows with laughter.* oh what a kidder

CC: LMAO

CT: the mountain can accept this

CT: for now

CT: though he does not accept youre ugly that seems like a crock of rancid shit

CT: youre probably just an unconventional sight but not butt fucking ugly

CC: ugh idk mang

CT: no the mountain is sure

CT: you dont type ugly

CC: thx

CT: all that other stuff you said though... the mountain gets that and reciprocates your loyalty a billion million

CT: youre still the only one that believes him about the horse too

CC: well ye!

CC: u say u saw smth

CC: u saw it

CC: ur not freakin stoopid

CT: T.T

CT: *Overcome with emotion, The Mountain collects you into his trembling arms, careful not to squish you too hard, so as not to make your blood spray out your faceholes.*

CT: which believe you he would be a piece of delicious carrot cake

CC: o ye?

CC: i bet u knoes sumthin about cake huh?

CC: *flips up ya skirt*

CT: *Kyaaa~! The Mountain shrieks in embarrassment as a tidal wave of perverts pull out their cameras eager to snap a pic.*

CC: *chops all their heads off and neck blood sprays out the stubs like a fountain*

CT: *Dagger, my hero...? As the blood falls like rain all over The Mountain staining his shirt silver he smiles fondly at his trusted knockama.*

CC: o course

CC: who do they think they r?

CC: *chuckles while wagging my blunt nailed finger*

CC: dats pay per view

CT: *A straining button springs from The Mountain's top, lobotomizing an innocent bystander, whose only mistake was bearing witness to this touching display of trust and love without kneeling in fucking respect.*

CC: *noseblood*

CT: ohhh dagger youve lifted a bounteous burden off my bulging delts this day

CT: sorry for letting conspiracy blind the mountains judgement

CT: even if you were another lowly freak on the internet its no big deal

CT: the mountain would just end your fucking life anyways

CC: i mean

CC: u sure could try!!

CC: *flexes huge freakin neck muscles*

CT: huhuhuhuhu

CT: now no more being stupid idiots

CT: LET FUCKING RUMBLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!