The old guard? You can't sacrifice them! These aren't possessions, they have names!
These two fine fellows are PRAETORIAN PINEPRANCE, and AARON CANTER. The Praetorian had a pretty meteoric fall from grace, despite surviving all those assination attempts. He wasn't a bad guy, perhaps a smidge ill-tempered, but who could blame him? He was traumatized!
As for Aaron Canter, his horned level was far too flagrant for the higher-ups, so they put him down here to keep him out of sight of polite society. He gets quite scandalous if you're being honest, but that's what makes him a charming OMEGA.
If he wasn't then what good reason would the ever proper Pineprance have to throw his MEAT around and lay down his ALPHA influence.
Not present is the third point of their triad, BETAHAY BILL, but you don't care or think much about him at all.
These guys and your many other friends are the backbone of this whole operation. And hipbone.
