Ugh. Amongst your other interests, you're also a WEBCOMIC ARTIST, but lately you've really been running out of steam on that front. Your interest in your current work has been waning, and your mounting desire to sabotage it and get everyone as disinterested in it as you are has been bleeding through. Maybe then people will stop being mad at you about it.
What it really needs is something new, but you don't know if you're the nymph, or satyr, for the job anymore. The pressure is kind of killing you. The pressure from the fans, you mean; the barometric pressure really hasn't been much of an issue.
This stupid thing reminds you there's presents waiting to be sent to a certain morphday girl.