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DIRK: This pathetic projective tantrum is just another of a long line of debasements you're willing to inflict on everyone around you because you can't stand being left first for once.

DIRK: Being a hero, being the bad guy, being desired, this selfish desire to fuck Karkat all gussied up in a flimsy veneer of antiheroic chivalry... they're all just bits, the same narcissistic act of pretending to be someone more than you actually are.

DIRK: You think you're Buzz Lightyear, but you're not. You're not even Woody. You're the pig. The Toy Story pig. That's you.

DIRK: And when he realizes it, he's going to leave too, and you'll finally have to deal with the shallow truth, Jake.

DIRK: You're fucking boring.

DIRK: Regardless of what stunts you pull now, Dirk is done with you.

JAKE: Well i have decided he doesnt have a choice in the matter anymore.

JAKE: Im getting my due even if it means putting the real you in a body bag myself.

DIRK: Great, do it. The most commitment you've ever shown.

DIRK: Maybe there's a romantic in there after all.

JAKE: What are we trolls now?

JAKE: Dont you ever make the mistake of thinking that this is about you.