Caught your eye, has it?
If it wasn't obvious, you have a fondness for SATYRICAL ANTIQUITY. You've gone so far as to decorate your entire DORM with the busts of your favorite POLITICAL FIGURES. You've got a few more downstairs.
This one is a personal favorite, the crown jewel of your collection: a genuine BUST OF SENATAUR STEPHEN THE OSTENTATIOUS. His wild theories on ZONING REFORM really shook up the political landscape of the day. He was a founding member of a ragtag group of CIVIL SERVANTS, known for their EXTREME CONGRESSIONAL JACKASSERY, but he still carried himself with... such decorum. Those who knew him well called him STEVE-O, but you'd never be so presumptuous.
