This is your BLADE STAIRWAY, where you keep most of your BLADES.
Your VAST COLLECTION OF BLADES has been described as many things by your fellow students and academic advisors... EXORBITANT, EXPENSIVE, ARGUABLY AGAINST COHORT COUNCIL POLICY. They are all this, and more. They are your everything.
The finest in your collection is, of course, this REPLICA OF THE FRATERNAL BLADE, which you keep in a place of high honor close to your bed so you can look at it while you fall asleep. It was said to be an UNBREAKABLE PIECE OF ART wielded by an ANCIENT PROGENITOR GOD, and even getting your hands on a recreation was a real pain in the rump. But it was all worth it.
This thing is SO cool. God, you love blades.
