First of all, it's the FRATERNITY system. It's only the pillar upon which your beautiful meritocracy is founded, the fertile soil that’s nourished an edenic garden of satyrical excellence, the ultimate proving ground, the planetwide network of spirited competition and stalwart communal support that allows each and every man to follow his passions and grow into the very best version of himself as it, itself, grows with them. So maybe afford it the respect it fucking deserves?
That said, you'd be glad to explain it.
So- OH FUCK!!!!!!! It looks like one of your buddies is finally getting back to you. About damn time.
