Swiss: Answer TC.

AT: Hey, it's me.

AT: AGAIN.

AT: Just WONDERING where everyone IS, HAHA.

AT: Supposed to be the BIG DAY, right?

AT: And you KNOW that I am ALL ABOUT big days.

AT: BIG DAYS and HONEY MOVES.

AT: YEP...

AT: Only so much TIME a guy can SPEND managing PETTY PEONS and RANDOS in the group chat before he starts to wonder where his PRINCIPAL PALS trotted off to.

AT: Not to be CRASS but I'm trying to seize the SHIT out of this DIEM, you know?

AT: Time WAITS for no SATE.

AT: So if you could hit me BACK that'd be super swell.

AT: ...

AT: LISTEN, I'm blowing off a Cohort COUNCIL meeting for this.

AT: Do you have ANY CONCEPT of how SWOLLEN my CALENDAR is?

AT: It's the FOUNDER'S FESTIVAL next WEEK, man.

AT: And maybe YOU'VE had a front-row seat to his ENTIRE AWESOME LIFE for the past few LAPS, but SOME of us have SCHEDULES.

AT: LIMITED TIME to pay homage to his MAGNIFICENCE.

AT: I could be planning the POSE-OFF PROSE-OFF, dude.

AT: But HERE I am instead, trying to be a BRO.

AT: Trying to INDULGE you.

AT: Losing FACE, man.

AT: With the constituents.

AT: With the COUNCIL!

AT: With MY COUNCIL!

AT: Oh PATER.

AT: It's SO chill though, HAHA.

AT: I KNOW you're cooking up something CRAZY.

AT: And I'd LOVE to be scheming WITH you.

AT: But I can't very well DO THAT unless you, y'know...

AT: Hit me back.

AT: So hit me back.

AT: Hit me BACK.

AT: ...

AT: DUDE.

AT: <==]-

AT: HIT.

AT: ME.

AT: BACK.

TC: brø, still thy blade.

TC: are yøu gøød?

AT: Are YOU good?

AT: It's been HOURS, where have you BEEN, man?

TC: i've been busy, brøski!

TC: did yøu nøt peep the vibe?

AT: Bobo, your VIBE is set to VIBING.

TC: exaaactly.

AT: In WHAT UNIVERSE does VIBING even APPROXIMATELY equate to BUSY?

AT: VIBING is like, CHILLING.

TC: i see høw øne cøuld cønstrue it that way, før sure.

TC: but nahhh, man, tøtally different sitch.

TC: gøtta think cøntext.

AT: Psshhhht, NOBODY thinks context more than me.

TC: that's real as fuck.

AT: <==]

TC: yøu find the grøup chat økay?

TC: digging the mød privileges?

AT: I can neither CONFIRM nor DENY that.

TC: he said, cønfirming, all giggly and wiggly.

TC: yøu're such a little tyrant, lølll.

AT: PLEASE.

AT: SOMEONE has to whip this RABBLE into shape.

AT: I'm sure deep down, even a BRONCO like YOU knows that.

AT: But the MINISCULE minds of the MASSES don't much MOTIVATE me.

AT: Let's you and I talk KEIKICKU.

AT: Let's talk THE PLAY.

TC: in due time.

TC: but i really dø have søme shit i gøtta finish up first.

TC: i just came tø check in øn yøu beføre yøu blew øne øf yøur hearts øut.

AT: If we don't TALK SHOP, that's still a TOP POSSIBILITY.

AT: Now DROP the other SLOP, and CLOP to the top of this HILL with me.

TC: swiss, brø, yøu're killing me, rhyming sø skillfully,

TC: trying tø pull me in with lines fine like filigree...

AT: You and me and CT, that's the TEAM, that's the UNIT.

AT: We gotta PLAN to make these little ants DANCE to our BLUEPRINTS.

TC: and we're gønna get møving, but yøu gøtta stay fluid.

TC: shøw a little patience, dude, i prømise i'll prøve it.

AT: FUCK that, let's chat NOW.

TC: i'm nøt gønna back døwn. :)

AT: I KEPT you in this CHAT, though.

TC: øh yeah, is that sø?

AT: WAIT, wait dude, SERIOUSLY don't leave.

TC: yøu cøuld tell i was about tø, huh?

AT: I could TELL you were about to PULL some BULLSHIT.

AT: NUH-UH.

TC: i gøtta, bud!

TC: yøu knøw i løøøve a little imprømptu slam-sesh, but there's like six ør seven bajilliøn øther things i need tø take care øf... it's been a high bpm day.

TC: what is it yøu always say?

TC: "Yøu and yøur ZANY SCHEMES."

AT: Do you DENY your zany schemes?

TC: heeell nø.

TC: it's schemes ØN schemes tøday.

TC: categørically my zaniest yet.

AT: Milk and HONEY, I hope not.

AT: You're a DANGEROUS MAN when you get like this.

TC: c'møn swiss, døn't tell me yøu're suddenly balking at a little danger?

AT: NO!

AT: No.

AT: OBVIOUSLY not.

AT: I'm trying to get IN on that ACTION, big bro!

TC: thaaat's my bøy.

TC: anyway, it'll be søøn. i gøt a few last-minute newcømers tø get up tø speed, then we'll be gøød tø galløp.

AT: Ugh, THEM.

AT: I still cannot BELIEVE you let those two IN on this.

TC: twø, huh?

AT: What SCHOOL do they even GO to?

TC: real shit, i døn't even knøw if they have schøøl, brø.

AT: No SCHOOL, no FRATS.

AT: YUCK...

TC: døn't yøu mean fraternities? ;)

AT: I'm UPSET right now, ok?

AT: You are UPSETTING me.

TC: løl.

AT: <=<=[

AT: Can't we just get started WITHOUT them? I've already got everything ALL INSTALLED, I went through your WHOLE checklist!

TC: absøluuutely the fuck nøt.

TC: behave, brø.

TC: first øf all, they're awesøme!

TC: a little variety in yøur søcial circle might be gøød før yøu.

AT: Perhaps...

TC: surehaps.

TC: leave thøse antiquated ass hangups thøusands øf laps in the past where they beløng and have søme fuckin fun!

TC: anyway, øn tøp øf that, i'm wørking øff sneakret blueprints that'd make yøur cranium crack, highest authørity type shit, and there's a crucial sequence tø this, sø sit tight til i give the ørder, økay?

TC: i need yøu tø be STRØNG før me, swiss.

AT: ...

AT: Don't say that BOSS OMEGA SHIT to me, man, it gives me CHILLS.

TC: ... økay dude i'm leaving før real nøw.

AT: WAIT before you go.

AT: I just wanted to say THANKS.

AT: For CHECKING IN, and stuff.

TC: øf cøurse!

TC: what kind øf mane man wøuld i be if i didn't, right?

AT: Do NOT even SUGGEST such a SCENARIO to me.

AT: I don't wanna THINK about it.

TC: :)

AT: Ok, ya barley-brain, go finish up your MYSTERIOUS BIZ.

AT: I'll stay ALERT.

AT: I'm SPURS OUT, I'm in TOP FORM, you'll see!

AT: Got the reins of this cha.OS server FULLY in hand for us.

AT: I can TELL we're building something BEAUTIFUL here, even if I don't know exactly what it IS, but when we finally DO get our game on?

AT: I'm gonna make you PROUD.

AT: With your GENIUS, my VISION, and T's STRENGTH of WILL... there's not a THING we can't achieve.

AT: Just let me know when you'll be READY, okay?

AT: ...

AT: Like give me a TIME.

AT: ...

AT: RIGHT NOW.